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How are things, my darling?
I hope you are well and are feeling cheerful as always.

Darling, I just wanted to tell you that you are truly special to me!

I don’t know if I’ve never told you this, but those mystifying brown eyes of yours look just like little raisins, and I’ve often wondered if thats whats really inside your eyeballs and, does having raisins in your eyes enhance your vision any better? I think its really cute the way your eyes dilate when you get angry (as they are probably doing right now, no doubt)

Your gorgeous black hair reminds me of a burnt out frying pan - so dark yet so shiny. (Your hair smells better then a burnt out frying pan though. I thought I’d better mention that incase you get offended and decide to chase me with a cricket bat)

I can’t wait to go out with to the local cafeteria again. This time, if you convince me enough, then I might let you buy me a coffee and entertain me!

You know I’ve always loved your gorgeous bum and I can’t wait to see you again so I can drool over your bum and make a complete fool out of myself in public as always.

Anyway darling, I must sign off now. I can’t wait to see you again, especially if you are gonna be wearing sexy PVC underwear for me! Go on, surprise me! I’ve often wondered what you would look like wearing those. I bet you’d look cute!

You are the only reason I exist, and my life is meaningless without you.

Happy Valentines Day!

Yours, and only yours,

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