profile - just to fill some empty space in here coz we can feel lonely in this cyberspace.
People come people go. I’m going Qing Ming tomorow so there will no update for a couple of days. Ivan asked for HELP!, my prompt reply was “press F1″ - hehehe..
Sometimes, I do get pissed off when those people in my office ask for my help.
Colleague : Lee Cheong, can you come and please look at my computer? I switch on the computer but it show blank screen
Me : You sure?
Colleague : I’m pretty sure. Look, the monitor light is there. There’s power but blank dark screen
Me : WTF!! WTF!! Ok. coming.
After 5 seconds looking at it.
Me : You didn’t switch the on button on the computer. You switch on the power cord only. WTF WTF WTF, waste my 5 seconds and interrupted my blogging mood Some of the jokes about those whom lack of IT knowledge - true stories
A customer called in the middle of night awaken a friend of a friend of mine. She encountered some problem with the custom-made application written on visual basic. After hours on the phone trying to solve the problem, he ask her to press F7, regarding some function. Then she complaint that it is not working and flamed him for his poor application. After a few attempts, she ask him…. I think it should be 7F and not F7. ( Meaning she doesn’t know about the F1 to F12 button on top of the keyboard)
The other story was about the printer. A client called in the middle of night, yes at night again to complaint that the printer is not working. She meant that the printer won’t print the things out. Nothing come out. This friend of mine was shocked and since this was one of the priority client, he have to travel all the way to Subang to solve her problem. When he reached there, he found out that it was the catridge that ran out of ink.
I’m sure there’s plenty of similar stories or if you have anything, can share with us. ![]()
From what i can derive from these stories is that these people are women. I’m not stereotyping here but it’s the fact that most women are afraid of computer.
Since i have been writing this long, it’s better if i include another story about a man who doesn’t know anything about IT. In order to provide his privacy, his name has been changed to John.
Last month, I received a phone call from John. He sounds so urgent and important the issues. He asked me to go to his house. It was 9 something and I was suppose to meet Kelvin nearby my house. John sounds so urgent and when I asked what’s wrong, he told me that he got this document with a table. He wanted to modify the column and some changes but he can’t change it . I told him I was unable to go there since I promised Kelvin earlier. Do note that John was a lecturer that taught IT in local college.
I was almost forgotten about the issue when my friends gathered at Amelia’s place for BBQ last two week. Suddenly, Fong told a story about John. From what Fong said, John called Fong earlier and ask Fong to go to his house from Kepong taking a cab. Fong reluctant since it was damn far and very late at night. Fong was worried that if he go all the way to John’s house, he couldn’t solve the problem and in the end, waste time and effort. So, being IT graduate Fong requested John to email the document to him and solve it for him. After a while, Fong still can’t receive the email and he contacted John again. Since the email failed, John ask Fong to go to his house again and Fong diverted to me. No wonder I received the call from John.
After John found out that I was unable to go to his place, he contacted Fong and request for help. Fong searched his mobile phone and found Mr. T’s phone number. Being a quick-witted, he called Mr T and with luck, Mr T was at Setapak and he went to be the saviour of the day for John. After the clock struck 12 midnight, Mr T called Fong and told him something all of us was unexpected.
John couldn’t edit the table no matter how hard he try because the table was an image file.
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