What’s wrong with certain people?

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Recently, she just gave one of her not-so-close friend by the nick of K, her house key. According to her, K wanted to find place to crash for the night and she invited him. I don’t know why, and how the hell she would give out the key to him. Somehow, she found out on one sweet day that her notebook was missing. The notebook case was stuffed with many old newspaper.

She presume that K stole her notebook. Irene tried to call K on the phone. No one to pick up. K went missing in action. She couldn’t look for him and has no sort of information that can lead to him. No address. No IC number and no nothing.

Finally, she found his picture and wanted to lodge a police report. Good. But please don’t bring me along to the station. I don’t want to be a laughing stock. This is crime by opportunity. I been in her shoe before. I don’t want to talk about mine.

Her case I’ve posted it in Malaysiabloggers forum.

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Supporting Blog Buster *edited*

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Something strange, in the blogsphere.. who you gonna call? Blog buster.

Yes, i am supporting Peter’s and Mack’s move to lodge report against these people whom using the blogger’s site as platform to create havoc.

Here’s Peter’s site, taikor of Malaysia blogsphere and the one in rebranding of Malaysia.

Just browse through that Suanie also did blog about the latest Blog-buster in town

Be accountable for your words, Malaysians
It’s our birthday today, Malaysia
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How Pregnancy Happens?

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How Pregnancy Happens?
I think it’s a good way to teach your kid or let them know how it happens. simple. fast. effective.

Go watch it. At the mean time, what how you do if you received a letter that is written “To the sleeping NAKED GIRL in the apartment across the street”??
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Solar System

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WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND

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One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman’s sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

“I want to repay you,” said the nobleman. “You saved my son’s life.”

“No, I can’t accept payment for what I did,” the Scottish farmer replied, waving off the offer.

At that moment, the farmer’s own son came to the door of the family hovel. “Is that your son?” the nobleman asked.

“Yes,” the farmer replied proudly.

“I’ll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he’ll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.”

And that he did.

Farmer Fleming’s son attended the very best schools and in time, he graduated from St. Mary’s Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.

Years afterward, the same nobleman’s son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia. What saved his life this time?

Penicillin.

The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill.

His son’s name? Sir Winston Churchill.

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Happy Birthday, Dale

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I’m turning 23 officially in next few hours. Butterflies in my stomach. Why? Coz’ the time will add plus one to my age. Sitting inside the office with nothing to do, since I’m quite new here. So, the only stuff I can do is to blog.

In the past, I do celebrate my birthday with my family. A couple of times. When things were good. It’s not in my family tradition to celebrate birthday. My parents didn’t celebrate theirs so the same goes to me. I looked back to their photos, I can see the joy and happiness in their smiles.

My mum told me that she won’t be getting me any present this year. I told her it’s fine. She had given me other things. It’s intangible. I’m not sure of what my friends will be putting up for me. I don’t bother it. Like Ivan said, “Don’t get me anything, coz i don’t want to get u something back” Just a warmth greeting will do.

Since last year, I am fortunate and lucky to be able to know people in Malaysia’s blogsphere. This year, my birthday wishes ( I know, a little more request than usual )

1. World Peace - if everyone can bear each other….
2. Happiness among my friends (including IRL, bloggers - forummers, #mybloggers, ppsers, utopians and co-workers)
3. My mum’s health to be in pink.

Happy Birthday.

***I’m posting it a couple hours before the clock strike 12 midnight***]]>

Colleagues Drinking Session

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From my exprience, we’ll start the conversation about the new workplace. The new environment and how well they were able to cope with. It started moderately when all the attention focusing on the subject “New Job”. After a while when everyone finish asking him/her the new job and the work, they have nothing to talk about.

Slowly, these ex-colleague will begin to ask about the old company they work for. Status of the company and what their colleagues are doing. Usually, the grass is always greener on the other side. Thus, these ex-colleagues will begin to compare the new company you are working with their company. Good or bad is through comparison and from there, there will be a lot of good and bad things.

This wil lead to more and more critism and complaints of their company. How their superior mistreated them. What is going on. How bad is it. Nothing, totally no good things came from their mouth.

So, how many bad stuff about company you have mentioned today?]]>

Not Melbourne

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al Qaeda Threatens to Attack Melbourne –> this was the title entry from KTemoc Konsiders ……..

When I saw it, I am worried. Why? Coz’ one of my best friend work and stay there. I do hope that the such horrible, life sickening mishap won’t occur. These people wanted peace but on their own term? What the f… is that? I don’t think it’s logically acceptable.

Now, it begins to recruit more and more of its own kind through it’s education system

What’s wrong with you people??]]>

Smart Women

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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “In-laws.”

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. ” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.” Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man! should do the coffee.” Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.” So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says………. “HEBREWS”

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he wa! s about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. ]]>

Guys - Love your banana

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in the same way again.

Bananas. Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose
combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and
substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a
strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one
fruit with the world’s leading athletes.

But energy isn’t the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also
help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and
conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering
from depression, many felt much better after eating a
banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein
that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax,
improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS:
Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains
regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin
in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in
potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect to beat blood pressure.
So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the
banana industry to make official claims for the fruit’s ability to
reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke

Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped
through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast,
break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown
that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making
pupils more alert.

Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help
restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without
resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a
banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach
and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels,
while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you
suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood
sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing
the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find
it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous
system. Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in
Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like
chocolate and crisps Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers
found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The
report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need
to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods
every two hours to keep levels steady

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal
disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only
raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases.
It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the
lining of the stomach.

Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a “cooling”
fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of
expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas
to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers
because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The
B6,B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in
them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the
heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body’s water
balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby
reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help
of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes:
According to research in “The New England Journal of
Medicine,”eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of
death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill
off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart,
with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a
plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare
it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the
carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and
iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in
potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time
to change that well-known phrase so that we say, “A banana a day
keeps the doctor away!”

Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time!

List of Monkeys:

Wingz
Stanch
Jason
Surfnux

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