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Lady 1: What’s that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore
and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.

***HELP YVONNEFONG***]]>

chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, “What do they do here?” He is told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?”
“Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, drug addicts have stolen all the nails from the bed and the devil is a former government servant, so he comes in, sign the register and then goes to the canteen.”

*A Reminder Of Who We (Malaysians) Are*
-We can change it-]]>

*clap clap*

Just for the sake of Petaling street and by the name of KL, there was this war *pawnage on XX*
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It was a good get together. Manage to meet up with those long lost friends. Tong enlighten me again. He’s a man of wisdom. A man who carries “rotan” aka cane around to cane the playful, mischevious students. He was the one whom taught me P.Akuan from F4-F5. I managed to score well in that subject thanks to his guidance and teaching for the two years.

David is now in flight academy, Tony working for workshop instead as authorizer and Leroy as animation editor. William is in auditor firm while Foo Wah in helpdesk. Ganesh still studying for his dentistry while Daneev, i’m not so sure about it. Satheesh still jobless while Rashid is studying in MARA. Kee Suan helping his dad out in the sports shoplet inside Plaza Idaman. Kelvin as usual with his sales line and Ivan with lifelogger. Chi Hoe working as customer service for the cameras.

Tong promote and endorse more smokers. His reason? Since he is government servant, the more smokers will cause the price of the ciggies hiked up (but not as fast as the oil). It will provides more bonuses at the end of the year. Agree!!!

Sleepy. Later.]]>

I know because I couldn’t sleep well last nite. Went to bed at 2.30am. Didn’t have that slumber sleep I yearn because I have many unsettled stuff I wanted to finish it as soon as possible. Talk about being passionate.

Qoute of the day “Only I discern Infinite passion, and the pain Of finite hearts that yearn”]]>

Today will be the final day for me in the company. Will start working in new company next week. 5th September. A change of environment means to me that I need to re-adjust and work on my schedule. Time management. New place, new superior, new colleagues and new salary. *Wink*

This month, September holds a lot of promises, hopes and dreams. That’s why I’m excited about the whole 30 days. I slept until noon and was awaken by the heavy torrent. Time really flies when you are enjoying the public holiday. Less traffic and everything seems spacey.

By the way, dota 6.12b is a lot balanced that the version 5.84c]]>