Slacker

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However, today I want to share with you a friend of mine who is Slacker. Nope. He’s not the above mentioned slacker. He is a slacker whom slack from office and goes to play dotA. He is nonetheless the BlurSotong.

Lately, I saw him online and asked, wtf you are online again? You in the cc (cybercafe) again? He says that the boss doesn’t allow him to be in office all the time. So, he have to go out and eventually ended up nowhere to go, he go to dotA all day long.

Congrat to him for being Slacker.]]>

Fever

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Couldn’t do much last night. Turn out to go to bed early at 9pm. Didn’t took my bath nor medicine. Just covered myself in blanket and sleep the whole night through until 9am the next day. Feels better but the right arm feels weird. Maybe i put more strain on the right side of the body last night.

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Eggs

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One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to 72 cents. The next time he buys groceries, eggs are 76 cents a dozen. When asked to explain the price of eggs the store owner says, “The price has gone up and I have to raise my price accordingly”. This store buys 100 dozen eggs a day. He checked around for a better price and all the distributors have raised their prices.

The distributors have begun to buy from the huge egg farms. The small egg farms have been driven out of business. The huge egg farms sell 100,000 dozen eggs a day to distributors. With no competition, they can set the price as they see fit. The distributors then have to raise their prices to the grocery stores. And on and on and on. As the man kept buying eggs the price kept going up. He saw the big egg trucks delivering 100 dozen eggs each day. Nothing changed there.

He checked out the huge egg farms and found they were selling 100,000 dozen eggs to the distributors daily. Nothing had changed but the price of eggs. Then week before Thanksgiving the price of eggs shot up to $1.00 a dozen. Again he asked the grocery owner why and was told, “Cakes and baking for the holiday”.

The huge egg farmers know there will be a lot of baking going on and more eggs will be used. Hence, the price of eggs goes up. Expect the same thing at Christmas and other times when family cooking, baking, etc. happen.

This pattern continues until the price of eggs is 2.00 a dozen. The man says,” There must be something we can do about the price of eggs”. He starts talking to all the people in his town and they decide to stop buying eggs. This didn’t work because everyone needed eggs.

Finally, the man suggested only buying what you need. He ate 2 eggs a day. On the way home from work he would stop at the grocery and buy two eggs. Everyone in town started buying 2 or 3 eggs a day.

The grocery store owner began complaining that he had too many eggs in his cooler. He told the distributor that he didn’t need any eggs. Maybe wouldn’t need any all week. The distributor had eggs piling up at his warehouse. He told the huge egg farms that he didn’t have any room for eggs would not need any for at least two weeks. At the egg farm, the chickens just kept on laying eggs.

To relieve the pressure, the huge egg farm told the distributor that they could buy the eggs at a lower price. The distributor said, ” I don’t have the room for the %$&^*&% eggs even if they were free”.

The distributor told the grocery store owner that he would lower the price of the eggs if the store would start buying again. The grocery store owner said, “I don’t have room for more eggs. The customers are only buying 2 or 3 eggs at a time”.

“Now if you were to drop the price of eggs back down to the original price, the customers would start buying by the dozen again”. The distributors sent that proposal to the huge egg farmers. They liked the price they were getting for their eggs but, those chickens just kept on laying.

Finally, the egg farmers lowered the price of their eggs. But only a few cents. The customers still bought 2 or 3 eggs at a time. They said, “When the price of eggs gets down to where it was before, we will start buying by the dozen.” Slowly the price of eggs started dropping. The distributors had to slash their prices to make room for the eggs coming from the egg farmers.

The egg farmers cut their prices because the distributors wouldn’t buy at a higher price than they were selling eggs for. Anyway, they had full warehouses and wouldn’t need eggs for quite a while. And those chickens kept on laying. Eventually, the egg farmers cut their prices because they were throwing away eggs they couldn’t sell. The distributors started buying again because the eggs were priced to where the stores could afford to sell them at the lower price.

And the customers starting buying by the dozen again.

Now, transpose this analogy to the gasoline industry.
What if everyone only bought $10.00 worth of gas each time they pulled to the pump? The dealer’s tanks would stay semi full all the time. The dealers wouldn’t have room for the gas coming from the huge tank farms. The tank farms wouldn’t have room for the gas coming from the refining plants. And the refining plants wouldn’t have room for the oil being off loaded from the huge tankers coming from the Middle East.

Just $10.00 each time you buy gas. Don’t fill it up.
You may have to stop for gas twice a week but, the price should come down.

Think about it.

As an added note…When I buy $10.00 worth of gas that leaves my tank a little under half full. The way prices are jumping around, you can buy gas for $2.65 a gallon and then the next morning it can be $2.15. If you have your tank full of $2.65 gas you don’t have room for the $2.15 gas. You might not understand the economics of only buying two eggs at a time but, you can’t buy cheaper gas if your tank
is full of the high priced stuff. Also, don’t buy anything else at the gas station; don’t give them any
more of your hard earned money than what you spend on gas, until the prices come down…”

Please pass this concept around….reaching out to the mass… the world… the universe]]>

Monday Mid Annual Dinner?

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They hired dancers to entertain us. One of my colleague mentioned that those dancers usually are transvestites. ROFLMAO. These dancers reminds me of FireAngel. People keep compliment the way she is on the dance floor. Man…

Overall, it’s better than my previous company.

Back to work.]]>

Fish

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The Original

�Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime��Author unknown

The Improvements

�Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is.��Author unknown

�Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment.��Author unknown

�Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.��Author unknown

�Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn’t like sushi�then you also have to teach him to cook.��Auren Hoffman, Herald Philosopher

�Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.��OldFox

�Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to sell fish and he eats steak.��Author unknown

A good point for pondering. If we keep helping others and doesn’t teach them to help themselves… we will be dead doing all those things. Empower them and we save ourselves a lot of trouble.

I was actually pissed off on Sunday morning. The reason is because of my uncle’s side issue. My uncle did not renewed his road tax (Typical continental car - Nissan) for the first year. The car is under his daughter-in-law’s name. Meaning there’s no NCD for the first time renewal. I don’t know how much is the cost for getting renewal. Thus, they wanted to borrow my car for fetching my cousin to work. It was on Wednesday night so I insist that they come and get the car from me instead I drive to his house. They decided not to go ahead to borrow the car from me. Then next morning, (thursday morning) they called again. I told them I need my car for work.

Naively, I thought things ended here. Nope. They called in a sudden, in the middle of night when I was on my routine dota-ing just to relieve some mind-bugging stress. My cousin want to borrow my car to fetch him to work. You come to get my car since I’m busy and running out of battery.

Initially, I told them last year that why bother getting a car that far beyond your capabilities. No, I don’t say that you are not suppose to have a great dream to buy nicer car than our so-called-national car. Prioritize lar what is important first. You do business and no extra money for turn around. Wtf buy car that you sure surely that you unable to allocate the money for roadtax and insurance next year?

Sssshhh…. Why would a man in his fifties listen to a kid. Pointless.]]>

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