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Everyday after school, she will get on the bus and get down after GH stop. One lucky day, she happened to stand near to a kid inside the bus. So, the kid will get down earlier than her and he was thinking what to do. As the bus reached his destination, he get down and talked to the Snow White. “Leng lui, please be sitted”. Happily the kid get off the bus and headed home.

Unknown to the kid, the Snow White commented to her friend in the bus. “Sei Fei Chai”. Kin Meng and Lawrence was like -_- *roflmao*

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The class was a mess. Dirty, humid and dark. Dust were everywhere. BM teacher came in holding her stuff and was going to put down her stuff when she suddenly noticed that the desk was dirty. She insisted Ganesh to clean the mess and as well as sweep the floor. Lack of the tools, Ganesh told the teacher that there’s no need for the fuss.

The teacher was like… If you not cleaning, i’m not coming in and teach. Ganesh replied directly to her “Tak nak ajar tak payah masuk la” She was stunned and shocked. She go and get Penolong Hal Ehwal Murid, Muniandy to help sort the things out. We were applause for Ganesh holding up to our expectation..*clap clap*

Muniandy came. He said to the class. “Kamu ni 5S1, top class mana boleh buat macam ni. Ni salah ni. Ni tak leh ni.” We have to clean the class in the end of the story. Nonetheless, that’s our Ganesh. Our beloved class monitor. ]]>

Dan and the rest -_-”
Hoe : that means no la
Dan and the rest : *rofl* joke of the year….
me : -_-”

Finally, he was the one with most laugh. Why? cause he had chest hair more than any other combined. ^_^
Yeah. kids at that time….]]>

here’s the story from him:-

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Mr Lamb was the victim there. Someone got a brick and whacked on his head. As the situation become so intense, PaoGong quickly summoned the kaki-gaduh, Dugong to grab tools and have a showdown. “Ah kau, chau, lap ka chang”. Dugong mistaken it and run away. Dugong only heard the first few words, which is “Ah Kau, run!!!”

Since the most powerful kaki-gaduh, Dugong also run away, what you expect? the rest also cabut la. Cabut also nevermind la. This bugger Dugong run also run wrong place. People use shortcut he use the long path.

PaoGong was like -_-”
Ah Soh also was like -_-”
the remains also like -_-”"

map is the path used to escape. thanks to Wilson for pointer.
they run to office to stay cover. WuTong (nick only, real name mr tong) was there. ]]>

- klutzie - : yo
- klutzie - : definately
frostier - : ic ic
frostier - : what u going to buy?
frostier - : or pay?
- klutzie - : hahaha…. still thinking
- klutzie - : u got any idea already?
frostier - : condom?
frostier - : nah.. she doesnt need
frostier - : she’s baby factory machine
frostier - : errmm porn 5 level
- klutzie - : well, u think she knows nothing about this?
frostier - : no
frostier - : abuthen? die die die
frostier - : kekekeke
frostier - : then u know or not
- klutzie - : me? i dunno woohh
- klutzie - : make sure when i get married
- klutzie - : u buy for me
frostier - : good. this is going to my blog….
- klutzie - : hahahaha
- klutzie - : damn
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Somehow, Chin wasn’t so convinced and decided to pull a trick on Jason. He threw an eraser at Jason’s ass. Jason caught him and using all his superior authority to punish him. Following is the conversation:-

Jason : Chin, keluar.
Chin : main-main je.
Jason : Chin, saya bagitau kamu, keluar.
Chin : …

in fact, chin’s eyes was watery…

please note the fact that we were in our form 4 then. -_-

I couldn’t forget that incident. No.]]>

It was a boring day whereby the teacher bored us. So, as usual the gang started conservation on sex basically. As we talk about the stuff, somehow Lawrence posed a question. How do you guys masturbate? We was like… huh?

The rest of us *roflmao with ms luita*. There and then, Dan and Kelvin share with Lawrence how to whack off. I’ll leave the description off as this blog should be classified as U (Umum). Hehe… Over the next day, Lawrence came excitedly to school and share with us that he did masturbate when he was in the bathroom, some white thing oozing out like burst of pipe. This leave us loao (laughing our ass off again)

When we were in Form 5, something funny happened. Shaun decided the best of the best by showing us his by product from masturbation. He carry his cum in a small tub which used for medication. . Again.. we were dumbfucked. -_-”"

See, sex education is so much fun…

p/s: image was taken from here,
didn’t have camera or phone camera or digicam at that time of event.
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theStar, finally after ages of debate whether to have this sex education to be taught in school… the Man are going to implement it. I know that so far in my high school time, sex education was one of the subject we look forward to. Basically it’s on PE. Why? Murthy was kind to share some of the sex education to us.

What worries me now is that if we are going to teach theories on sex, safe sex and precautious method, should we worries that the kids going for practical after that? Common sense what. In science subject, we need to prove these theories and defy the hypothesis. So, when they say using condom can prevent STDs, then they should try it out and perform practical subject on it right? *roll eyes*

On the other hand, with sex education, it can help wolfx to learn more about female anatomy. *grins* In my time, the sex education we can have is to share knowledge among peers, their experience and also from the audio and video aids that available from parents hidden storage or helpful video rental store. Some with internet access can go online with their 36.6kbps modem to download the materials to be share among the rest of the peers.

Now, with sex education to be taught, we can save all the hassle and have the input directly from the teachers. Hopefully these teachers are open minded enough to share these information with the students. These reminds me of my science tuition teacher, Raj often to post question on the sexuality. For example, a plane was exploded in the mid air and the leftover is a piece of pubic area. How to determine whether the pubic area belongs to a male or female just by looking at it?

In my humble opinion, only those whom took the biology classes have the privilege to understand the menstrual cycle therefore able to fully utilise the cycle during the experimental study. Like some of my peers last time didn’t manage to calculate the cycle thus “kena frame” after some time. What to do, get married lor.

I’m looking forward for the media coverage on these issue later on. Parents doesn’t have to teach the bees and honey anymore. ]]>