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Some students cheated by passing 1 coupon and get 2 drinks at the same time. Somehow Kah Hon was trying to do the same act. After he submit the coupon to the girl, he moved ahead to get the drinks, as he grab 2 cups of drink, one guy from the Milo counter asked Kah Hon, “lu bagi berapa kupon?” . Kah Hon replied honestly and grab 2 cups of Milo, walked away… “Satu”

I was behind him. and the look of the guy .. priceless…-_-”"”

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jeffooi, i concluded that Singapore’s Parkway Holdings Ltd is hunting down DrLiew. Why? i also dunno.

Hehe. Doc, you better runs….. ]]>

Murthy : Lu buat apa kat luar. Masuk. Cari siapa?
Kid : Err.. nak cari abang Kayu
Murthy : apa pasal cari dia?
Kid : kakak kat bus stop sana suruh saya bagi dia surat ini.

Murthy go out and peek at the bus stop. He then invite the whole class room to go out and take a look. Everyone rushing out. abang kayu took the letter and read it. ChowKit was sitting beside laughing out loud. Murthy was curious and quickly grab the letter to read.

Murthy share the content of the letter. What was that letter about again? Anyone still remember?

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He came in and share with us all about sex. Since it was all boy school, he openly share with us of the experience and story. One of the story was that he visited his friend and family. As he and his was busy chatting in the living room, suddenly his friend’s daughter stormed out from her room.

She was wearing pretty sexy and with very little cloth. Her father stopped her before she could reach the front door. Her father asked her to change to more conservative clothing. She reluctantly agree and walked back to her room. Murthy’s friend then turned his face towards Murthy and asked him, “did you saw my daughter just now?”. Murthy knew that his friend was testing him whether did he checked his daugher out or not. Murthy answered “huh?”

and the moral of the story according to him is that since all of us are testerone-based human, it’s common to check cun chicks but dun get caught easily. =) just as he shared the story, he quickly added “… dan begitulah caranya kita bersenam….”

we were like .. huh? wtf? and finally noticed a female teacher was standing at the door - covering the final slot of the relief that day. See. Flexibility and agility. ]]>

The demand for such services like plastic surgery, a makeover and things like that grow like mushroom after the rain. Some opted for double eyelid makeover, bigger eyes and liposuction. Changing in physical appearance. Good topic covered by mySiasat. Part of the show was a survey to find out whether is it acceptable by the community for these people to change their physical traits. Some say yes, some say no.

Look bestow confidence. Serious. But what happens if we forget ourselves. Our truly self? You can look pretty and gorgeous but how about your inner self? are you good enough? some say they like inner beauty. Yeah right. Are you beautiful yourself internally? I’m not perfect, no one is. Since i am not perfect myself, i can’t demand other to be perfect. The importance is that we strive for perfectness which makes us even perfect. That’s the ongoing process.

DrLiew always say that blog will reflect ourselves and it’s like a mirror when you decided to read back all the post ones have been blogged about.

so, who are we anyway?]]>

Actually, a friend of mine from Sarawak came and being host, i decided to took her out for a dinner and movie. We went to Mid Valley and had a splendid dinner which in the end of the day, i felt hungry. Then, suggested to bring her for a movie. It turn out that gsc was crowded with queues. Counter 5 & 6 are dedicated for King Kong only. Even the next day tickets were sold out pretty fast.

We started to queue at 9pm hoping could make for a 9.20pm The Fog. It was a slow queue. I could bear with it as long as it keep moving. Somehow, the 3rd patrons in front spend about … lets see.. 7-10 minutes trying to buy tickets. I mean .. hello? are you buying a whole year tickets? can’t you make decision? I suspect that these fuckers are buying for whole container load of people. Some irritated guy decided to take the matter into own hand..ermm in this case, own lighter. He threw the lighter from behind towards the counter. “doop”. These fuckers was shocked and pissed off.

I was like.. yay.. but they didn’t care. Spend another 3 minutes choosing the seatings. Duh~! We ended up missed the movie and opted for Perhaps Love starring Jacky Cheung, Jin-hee Ji, Takeshi Kaneshiro, and Sandra Ng (guest)

One of the best Chinese musical i would say. Given my ratings. Hehe, 8.5 out of 10. ]]>

So, when Lawrence look like a dead fish in class and we asked him why, he shared with us his dream girl. We doesn’t know who she is so until on day, when she boarded the bus, Lawrence point to us. Thus, operation kacau-mengacau begins. Lawrence, Shaun, Wilson and me will threw pieces of paper to her to gain her attention. (yeap. cheapskate moves but we were young that time)

Unable to get to know her, it ended until school holiday. Then when we started the school in the morning session, somehow Lawrence found out she did went to a tuition centre in Pasar Seni. (duh! it’s pretty obvious which tuition) Then our operation cari-gali begin. This time, Lawrence made the move to find out which session she went to. After contacting some leads and sniffing here and there, we found out the session she chosen.

back in class, Lawrence begins to recruit his army. An army big enough to crash and takeover the whole class in the tuition. Then, one by one turn in to join the army. Me, Shaun, Lawrence himself, Diong, Sat, Darren, Wilson, Kelvin, Vincent and few more I can’t recall who. Once the brotherhood has been established, we went to register at the tuition centre.

So, on every Monday and Thursday… we will go to the tuition, with the hope catching her on the same bus from the bus station at air panas. It was the mega project at that time since it soon will involved another girl called “Hua Yen” ]]>

terminology : ‘charp’(in cantonese - poke) - hizecool term - fuck!

can’t remember who : eh, charlie kena charp before or not.
KingKong : charp lei la…
(these guys including me where discussing of this lady Charlie and whether she’s been charp or not or things like that - can’t remember the details though)

Suddenly out of nowhere…..
Darren : tiu, u all keep talking of Charlie. Charlie not good for charp one.
KingKong : *pissed off* You charp before ah?
Darren : ….*malu*

Lawrence,ChowKit and the rest of the team members clap clap….]]>

Cikgu Jamali : Ada apa-apa soalan? Sam?
Sam : cikgu, undi kena beratur ke?

Cikgu Jamali : -_-”" (with all the class burst into laughter)

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Now, let me summarize what the QQ I’ve discovered throughout my 23 years. The following are not in any orders. Just random thought;-

1. IQ
Intelligence Quotient
- some buggers decide it is wise to test each living being’s brain on their cognitive’s abilities.

2.EQ
Emotional Quotient
- Intelligence regarding the emotions, especially in the ability to monitor one’s own or others’ emotions and to interact effectively with others. Something to do with your lust and things like that.

3. FQ
Financial Quotient
- Not fuck but financial. The first time I know about it from Robert T. Kiyosaki. The author of Rich Dad Poor Dad.

4. AQ
Attitude Quotient
- Some stuff on how your attitude towards certain things or life or what-so-ever. I define it as how you look at things and how you re-act on it. Attitude la.. dunno then check dicktionary!!

5. SQ
Spiritual Quotient
- Fuck! I tot I’m the first one to come with this quotient. Sienz already. Anyway, the main point is this quotient will show’s your faith and beliefs to the unforeseen and religion in my term. Dunno what the fuck they say it’s about the balance of this and that..

6. HQ
Health Quotient
- It’s all about your health. The way you treat your body physically. And to rate the health level of yours body. Usually this means physically. Lack of sex also consider not healthy. Not enough exercise ma

7. CQ
Conscience Quotient
- this is where Pendidikan Moral in Malaysia fails. Hehehe…. Not enough to guide them to make their decision on what’s right and wrong….(where there’s no definite answer on right or wrong)

8. RQ
Relationship Quotient
- I decided to take this out from EQ because EQ is merely on emotional level. This mean that RQ is far more different that EQ and can be judge individually. RQ is more towards how you deal with other in terms of family, friends, one on one or whatever living being.

9. XQ
- Haven’t define it yet but i think it’s far more serious and a mixture or combination of 8 above. It has to be balanced between the 8 to have acquire this XQ. Technically, MichaelOoi has almost reached XQ imho.

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