Together-Gather Year End Bloggers Party!!!

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Finally, after the numerous meetings and tiu here and there, we have settled down with a date, a venue and left only …YOU!!!!

Yes, it’s you we need you there. To take home the gifts and presents we have provided. Wingz say he lazy to take back all the gifts. His Cute-Little-Kancil (CLK) kenot fit lar. So, fast fast cum to register. Ticket selling at RM100 and for 10 tickets purchased, FREE 1.

Details can be found at http://together.sohoblogger.com or you can email to togethergather06@gmail.com

Firefox 2 : Security Encryption ?

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I not sure whether most of the FF users already upgraded to the Firefox 2 or not. However, the other day, my FF crashed and eventually I went to update it to the later version.

The thing is with Firefox 2 is the security. They are treating SSL 2.0 as weak and deemed unsafe protocol. Therefore, by default Firefox 2 disabled the SSL 2.0 and running SSL 3.0 instead. This caused me difficulties when trying to access webpages that are running under encryption of SSL 2.0. Some of the websites for example maxis.com.my (for the billing system).

In order to solve the issue, I have tried accessing the option pages but left with 2 options either SSL 3.0 or TLS 1.0. Not satisfied and eager to solve it, I believe there will be someone throwing the question to mozilla group. Luckily I found out that the solution is on the config page. But which option they have disabled.

security.ssl3.rsa_rc4_40_md5

To enable it from false to true. Go to location, key in about:config to access the page. Then, key in preference as above, and change the boolean. I tried the maxis website later on and successfully logged in.

After all, it shows that FF gives the users more control over the browser. So, we still need to take back the web. :p

Cheers.

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How I lost the virginity to FA’s …

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Prior to the Suanie’s open invitation, as Bryan informed me to join them since I told him that I am kinda bored for the evening. Not much to do also. I told him don’t be siao as exposure of too much alcohol isn’t good. That time I won’t just shit out the shit, there will be blood and stones. :P

Latest check on her blog, she mentioned that Carnegies does not sell the HOEGAARDEN anymore. Ehmmm… I found out the other day when my latkyok friends decided to go for a movie at Berjaya Times Square, I had my first time with FA’s favourite drink, Hoegaarden at Wings Cafe. It is located behind the Berjaya Times Square. Furthermore, it is free drink by Latkyok’s Alex. My first taste of the beer simply orgasmic!!

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Taken with my poor O2 mini

We catched the Battle of Wits starring Andy Lau and Fan Bing Bing. Most of the LatKyok were taken back by the nature of the movie. It was in Mandarin. Muahahahahaha…. most of them can’t understand Mandarin. With the two (2) and half hours length, I was getting agitated to go to the gents. But not wanting to miss out any chances of any interesting scene. One of the LatKyok Kelvin keep us annoyed by telling Andy Lau to rape her what to do in the movie especially during the scene whereby Fan Bing Bing is offering herself to Andy.

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movie watched with my latkyok frens

Other highlight of the night includes the SMS “Return all my money” and “Tell XXX to call me back. He beats me and now my hand is bleeding”, Fast and Furious 4: KL Drift and lastly, “tonite no go back home”

Can us co-exist with them? *ponders*

Female Gorgeous, Kenny Sia and Samsung

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Waking up when the sun is at the top, I have to rush to a lunch meeting with the gang. Rojaks, Ah-Nel, AceOne, 9393, Linpeh and Kenny-Ng. They were there as ah-nel came by all the way to KL. So, all the batang meet up. What was the event about? tok cock and sing song lor. That’s what the gang specialize in.

Appearantly, one of the chicks who handing out drinks and ice cream is also a blogger. Tho’ I didn’t manage to get her name but I am blessed when she handed me an ice-cream. A pink colour strawberry ice cream. yummy… ~! Sexy.
After we finished with the free lunch, I went home attempting to get a nap. However, sotongking saw me online and asked me “apa buat”. I told him, “not much. How about a movie or get some friends and hangout.” After that, he call me back and ask me whether wanna go for “Zouk”. I misheard that he asked me for dinner, having porridge. I say, “what kind of porridge you wanted?” He replied “No lah. Go to Zouk la. Got invitation. Ok?” Since nothing much to do, then we headed to Zouk around 7.30pm.

It was a party event organized by Female for Female’s Gorgeous 2006 Party. Having a little fun and saw many all gorgeous men and ladies, it was a splendid event which turn out pretty cool. One of the most prominent thing was there is 3 game session throughout the night and for 3 game straight, there is this gal who keep volunteering to the stage. What she is looking for? Needless to say, her english damn broken. Just good enough to remind me of the Singlish/Manglish. =.=’

For the mother of all event, Kenny Sia volunteered. It was to collect 5 different items to win the game. Things include handphone strap with cartoon character, a sun glass, a white watch, a condom and a bottle of mineral water. Out of all, the hardest item to source was the white watch. Condoms, many people did carry them along in their pocket. Kenny manage to complete the entire items when he finally saw the white watch whom belong to a friend of a friend of mine.

He won the the Samsung handphone. At the end of the event, I went up to him and greeted him. Not knowing that he only capable of speaking mandarin and english. My bad for speaking cantonese with him. :p

So there you have it. For photos and more funny news, check kennysia out soon.

kthxbai

Note: It is nice to meet up with a friend whom I keep in touch for several years. She was a pen-pal that ended up as phone pal.

How to Caress A Boob

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Well, since I am striking high on this topic, might as well make use of it. So, after doing some googling, counseling and studying I manage to work out some guide on how to caress a boob.

Caressing is actually a part of physical intimacy. It itself is a form of expressing self and feelings towards other. Usually in the meaning of love, care, friendship, kinships and so on. Caressing is synonym to petting whereby gently stroking body parts or hair by hand. Note:

  1. Hand. Doesn’t matter if it’s left or right hand. Feet does not count.
  2. Caressing is different from groping. It is gently comparing to groping whereby it is aggressive. Most of the men who watched too many japanese AV have the tendency to grope the opposite sex boobs. Some of the men, even like to grope men’s breast. =__=’

By caressing, you are actually stimulate the sexual tension before leading them to the intercourse. It also known as foreplay. How to do it? Practising. Practise makes perfect. To caress it in a perfectly manner, remember to appreciate them. Love them and then you’ll do it correctly.

Practise them with live subject if available. Please get the owner’s approval before doing so. Otherwise, get a replica. Just like Cocka post. If not, be creative. Any object that is round, or shape-like of a boob, you can always do that. Anywhere. Anytime. Any place.

*Please note that the guide does not come with training materials and live subject. These are to purchase separately and subject to availability.

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You are The Devil

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You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really “Satan” at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

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Mounting

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Colleague 1 : Eh, Dale! How to mount the thumb drive ah?

Me : Try to see if there’s opening in front or not. If got, then just mount it lor. Otherwise if there’s no hole in front, mount from the back la. Sure got one. Just like when you going to mount in front, that time not a good time, use behind. Right?
Colleague 1 : *stunned look* wah, ur description is fascinating

Me : *after looking at the back* aiks, this one dun have hole at behind also. Must be last time do a lot of wrong thing. Hurt people hurt animal. That’s why dun have hole at behind.
Colleague 1 : -_-”

Top Keywords Of The Week

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How to caress a boob. Maybe I should start writing about it. :P

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Came out first on google. :p

 

 

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cause and effect

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in life, there is a law known as the cause and effect. for everything happened, there will be cause and effect.

long long time ago, i used to be the one who never give people face. does things like nobody business. so, there’s someone (a blogger) reminded me myself as of last time. She was damn fcuking lansi-lanyong (lcly) that i like look into myself the past.

anyway, after a few days cooling off, I don’t even know what I wanted to post about. It seems like I have lost the motivation to blog about her. Perhaps I have come to conclusion that it’s up to her what she wanted to do with her life. Either down to the hell or up to the heaven. None of my business after all.

Have A Nice Day

Working Can Like That One?

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Yesterday, I had a site survey with my customer in 2 locations and Ms. K was assigned to in charge of the pre-sale stuff. It was in the afternoon session and I have another session of Proof-Of-Concept in the morning.

Therefore, I told Ms. K to meet me at customer site in the afternoon since I am afraid I might not be able to fetch her from the office. Somehow, the POC has to be cancelled due to the engineers on MC. As the result, I have no other things to do and come back to office. When I reached office, I noticed that Ms.K wasn’t around the office. I heard she was at home. Sleeping.

Curious, I seek some answers. I found out that she was working pretty late. Yes, PRETTY LATE till past midnight. So, this morning she couldn’t wake up and have an excemption for coming in office late. Things is what work she is working on till so late? She mentioned is some tenders or stuff. Nevermind. It has nothing to do with me.

I asked if she can come into office so we can go in 1 car to customer site. She told me okay and then, after the lunch time, she haven’t turn up yet. I gave her another call and found out she plan to go to meet me at the customer site. Okay.. I am fine with that. I just know that I’m gonna be stuck in the traffic at the end of the day.

Fast forward, after the site survey I am sending her back to Jalan TAR to get her car from Plaza Sentral. It was somewhere between 5.30pm. Ended up reaching office in 7.10pm. Whole hour spend in commuting back to office. Die. When we were leaving from Plaza Sentral to Jalan TAR, I asked why she wasn’t in office in the morning and at home? She told me that she was working on some work stuff. What work? I asked. She told me it is P&C. What P&C that you have to work very late? Or is it just a plain excuse to come in to work late?

Nowadays, people…. sigh*

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