another dota session

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First match was losing like hell. -ar mode with my team having morphling, sven, centaur, doom and troll. Supposing to be a very good combo but turned out that bunch of them are noob. Was losing like hell. Worse still, they doesn’t have any item at the end of the game. I don’t even know what they are playing. When it’s the time to head on head with opposition, they flew away. Damn chicken shit. Nonetheless, I was enjoy the killing. Those idiots wanted one on one with me. Morted, Dragon Knight were no match for my str ( was using centaur)

The next game ended almost the same except this time it’s real fast. Less than 30 minutes. The third match ended up differently. I teamed with much better players. -ar and -du mode, i had zeus as my hero with dark terror and sa on my side. It turn out the game ended with opposition leave the game. I didn’t manage to killsteal yet. Was helping my teammates for their finishing kill.

Final game was using orge magi. -ar and -du mode again caused my team have 2 lina, orge magi and magnus. All left the game as complaining that it’s a bug map la. This la and that la. -_-”
Nonetheless, it was fun teamed with a better players who know what are they doing. :p

By the way, I forgotten that I had another match using furion and opposition had bone and bounty hunter which totally owned by sentinel team. Hehehe. Once a while donw the cybercafe and had a game or two really relief your tension.

Waiting for Jxt2j for organizing another Blue Server dota session one of these day. By the way, playing with wolfx the other day was fun. And someone complaining i was aggro. :p You gotta do what you gotta do to win. I was using enchantress which was cool like shit.( errr.. shit is hit )

today office closure at 3pm. Ciaoz guys.

Happy Chinese New Year and Gong Xi Fa Chai
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Class Bracket

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These then leads to the estacy pills, pirated vcds and so on. It’s like endless loop. I remembered a recent conversation with Wilson on the issue. From his point of view, the authority action to curb these illegal activities has been effective but not long term. He do made his point. Most of the authority solution are able to cater for short term, not long term.

Now, these operators are back. You can start notice there will be increase of the shops with “Karnival Famili”, “Pusat Hiburan Keluarga” or “Pusat Permainan Semua” opening next to you. The previous “mesin kuda” has evolved to be “entertainment ” outlet. I don’t see it as healthy sign. What did the authority do about it? Start again the campaign “anti-mesin kuda”? Spend all the tax-payers money for the commercials and unnecessary stuff? Where’s the prevention?

Indeed, authority should have their next move. Provide these people another source of income. Give them a different options. They have no other channel to make a living. Let’s take a case study on a dropout high school. With poor command in language, what he can do moreover without a proper education qualification? What you want them to do? Promoter that merely making over RM700 a month whereby just be an outlet operator could make up to RM1,000 or more. Besides, it’s the joy and fun working there. Able to meet people who are his peers and it doesn’t hurt much of his ego.

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The ultimate guide for commenting in XX’s blog

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1) Do not spam.

Many people think quantity is always better than quality. No shit. It’s not. Quality is always beat quantity. Imagine getting 500 ugly bitches just to make you puke 7 7 49 days or only 1 xx is far enuff to send you puking 99 81 days. Whichever had better effect? of course 1 xx. Furthermore, it’s easy to keep around rather than 500.

Furthermore, with only one post, she won’t notice you trying to promote your site.

2) Do not accuse me.

Why the hell you go to her blog and accuse her? If you have a blog, do it at your own blog. Then post it up. Furthermore, try get a singapore based PPS. Maybe u all can call it GeyLang Street.org Who cares anyway. The day after tomorrow will be geylangstreet.org.
(but do notice that you might be sued for defamation if you accuse her in ur blog)

I personally don’t think she discriminate handicapped people lah. However, to my point of view I would say that she despise handicapped people. Haha. look at the way she comment on the incident. pretty ugly huh?

So, next time praise her. add the link to that comment - when they click on that link, it will eventually lead to ur blog and all they say was a totally different that what you commented. I don’t think she have all the time to go through your link :p

Fuck YOUR freedom of speech. My freedom of deleting is way more important. I’m not a fucking libertarian and I do not believe that the general public is capable of deciding for themselves what is right and what is wrong. Because the general public is stupid.

just to quote from her - she’s scolding all of you. muahaha… Fans or no fans. Coz’ those who visits her blog are stupid. that’s general public. I guess that even involve her endorsement. Muahahaha. Even worse, she don’t trust any one of you. Wow… after a deep thought, she means she’s the only person that can think and know how to decide for herself and others what’s right and wrong? Geezz, who still wanna worship her?

3) Do not impersonate.

Impersonating Kenny, Shuyin, Shan, whoever. Not gonna work.

Be yourself. Ask her to swallow. :p

4) Do not attempt to teach me how to live my life/how to blog.

I delete it not because it is a bad comment. I delete it just to irritate you, because I hate empty vessels and self-important bigots. When you are a successful person and your life is perfect, then you come and prove it to me (and not hide behind an anonymous mask), and I will approve your comment, ok?

Right now, just shut up.

Muahaha. damn those commenters sure sakit hati. You all are bunch of empty vessels. -_-”
Reminds me of those comments. “Geez, ur eyelashes are long.” “I like it” “you’re a bitch”
And they get approved. Coz’ you didn’t teach her what to do. You are apple polishing. Remember that. and to get ur comment into her blog, just stick to what’s the best.

5) Do not preach.

My blog is not a church. I do not believe in your religion, so I won’t promote it here for you.

Fuck it. Let’s convert to fireangelism

6) Do not insult my friends, family or dog.

Everytime you do that, I not only delete your comment, I also kick a random small animal. Now, how do you like that?

Told ya’. She’s cruel. And she’s threatening everyone of u. Yes, you these fans of jher. She grabs you by the balls and boobs.

7) Do not be rude.

When I blog something offensive, say, wimpy guys, and you happen to be wimpy, remember, my blog entry was never personal. I didn’t attack YOU, because I don’t know who the fuck you are.

Therefore when you reply, do not launch personal attacks on me either.

Well you can, but it will be deleted.

It’s not good to be rude. Try to be generalized but in a way, it’s directed to her. If she felt it, she’ll delete it. Shallow. ;p
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Last Minute Shopping!!

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Sorry guys, it’s the fault of that bugger who underhanded the O2 deal. Fuck it, k? Otherwise I would be showing the photos of the food. The presentation was superb and moreover the food. Next time ya? Now pray hard hard that Wilson will get me another deal for the 2nd hand o2.

After the dinner, my sis had to go back to her workplace. So, left me alone. What to do? Since i’m at the shopping complex, why not go ahead and do the last minute shopping. Was interested in getting something for my foot. By that time it was about 7.15pm and i begin my hunt for shoes.

First stop was at parkson’s. Look here and there but couldn’t find the shoe to my likings. Thus, walk around the plaza yet unfruitful. Turn towards the Lot 10. It’s been more than a couple of years since I really been into the Lot 10 complex. Finally spotted the shoe to my preference. Got a renoma leather shoe to replace my old shoe that brings me almost everywhere. Pay for the shoe and walk back to Sg Wang plaza.

My objective was looking for footcare and after getting a leather shoe, why not find a sandal as well. So, i begin to look around inside Sg Wang plaza. I believe that it’s the right place to find the kind of sandal i was hoping for. Went in a shop and look at the sandals. Ok. mark that shop coz’ still wanna survey for what other wear. Made a few round trip in the mall looking at people’s foot indirectly. Satisfied with my observation, i walked back to that particular shop and asked for size 9.

As i was busying talking to the salesgirl, i somehow notice a strange yet familiar but horny cunningful lusty pair of eyes looking at me. I turned around, saw a man wearing yellow colour t-shirt looking at me. His lips were grinning ear to ear and the saliva seems wanted to burst from his mouth. Who? Who is this guy? Could it be…? no way… He’s grown big in size and along with him was his girlfriend i assume.

It was ah kao aka Dugong. He also wanted to buy a pair of leather shoe. So, chit chat a bit and i left to get a drink. Damn thirsty after that. Before I left, i gave my phone number to him. Hopefully he will call me for yumcha in these few days. ]]>

Chinese New Year Cards

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No one wants the trouble to buy, write and post it out especially in today modern society. Everything like a microwave, fast. To this date, I still kept those cny cards that I believe it has sentimental value to me. Not much but some I managed to perserve. Looking at it, it reminds me of some still around, some already six feet under. From here we can learn to cherish the ones that still around.

To those who know me and reading this blog, let me tell you that you are not forgotten. We might be living in our own bubbles and circles of life, but deep inside my heart.. i still cherish our friendship and relationship. Do allow me to wish you an early Happy and Prosperous Chinese New Year.

To Low Han Seong, wherever u are, do know that 4 of us used to be a gang. Kelvin, Jerry, you and I - the fantastic 4. The only 4 that often teased the girls.

To Jerry Lim, the invisible bite mark still with me. I still remember how silly we were last time in primary school. Fighting over a game of “Police and Thief”

To Kelvin Chow, you are one of my windows to the world. Cherish for all the information you have been sharing with me. Thanks

To the rest, this cny wish u all win a lot of money from others and when play with me mahjong, pretend to lose and give me all your money.This way we all “fatt fatt”.

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Songs

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All the songs today can simply summarize in the pantun (poem) below ;-

Pen Merah,
Pen Biru,
You Marah,
I Love You.

See. It’s pretty simple. Love love love. It’s like the love already polluted the air.

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Sexual Enlightenment from Setapakian - 2

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When the time Internet and VCD does not exist in this part of the world, my secondary schoolmates and I were busy sharing porn video. One of the most famous title among us was the American X. Everyone was interested in examine the anatomy of the female and curious how they manage the beastiality activity of it. Nope. I did not manage to watch that video. Later in some time, my housemate (my famlily rented out a room to cover cost) bring a huge quantity of video tapes back and shared with us. She just shared some of those video tapes with me. All was the G-rated movies and somehow, I notice a tape entitled “Caesar”. It was so interesting that I decided to play it and to my surprise, it was a porn flick. And I watched it before i returned them back to her. Quite a good movie but somehow, it showed that Caesar was a gay in that movie. -_-”

When my friend (Let’s call him W) shifted to a new condominium, he did shared with us that opposite his house was this lady in her 30s very sexy. Often my friend find her wearing lingerie walking around the house. Then, as usual when they are going to W’s house to watch porn since W’s parents are working, they would go and press the lady’s doorbell, ran back to W’s house. Then, they would peek from the door or even the window awaiting the lady to open the door, showing them some cleavage and her sexy body. The next day, they would go back to school and talk about it.

By the time we are in Form 4, VCD was the trend of the time and everyone will have their own collection of porn. Even some of my schoolmates manage to witness one of the school teacher, Cikgu Harkiki (name changed) was browsing the porn section at Desa Setapak. When one of them greeted him Cikgu, he pretend he didn’t hear it and calmly walked away from the stall. So, I guess he was preparing early to teach sex ed and decided to have a pre-study on the materials first.

As a conclusion, it was very important to have your own porn collection. Why? we can share it with the next generation on the subject in future and I believe American Pie series will be sufficient enough to share with the children. Leave the advance techniques and the beauty of sex for their own discovery.


*part one*

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Memes

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4 Jobs I’ve Had In My Life
as a Son
as a Brother
as a Friend
as a Servant for The One. 1one1one1one1one

4 Movies I Could Watch Over & Over
Forrest Gump
Stephen Chow’s
Story of Ah Long
Land Before Times

4 TV Shows I Love(d) To Watch
Space : Above and Beyond
SeaQuest
Spiderman
Everybody Loves Raymond

4 Places Where I’ve Lived
Setapak
Gombak
Tg Piandang
Nibong Tebal

4 Places I’ve Been On Vacation To
Taman Perling
Kota Tinggi
Penang
Home

4 Places I Would Rather Be
Fraser Hill
Home
Home
Home

4 Of My Favourite Foods
Hot and Spicy
Dad’s cooking
Mom’s cooking
Free food

4 Websites I Visit Daily
spymy.com
pps.com
thestar
yours..

4 Beautiful People Worth Tagging
Lang Lui Sorcyz
Chilakak
Stanch
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Sexual Enlightenment from Setapakian

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My first “fuck” was in my primary school, whereby I mean verbally, saying it out loud. I verbally singing out loud to my best friend then, Andy aka Azfandiar. It was another version of Que Sara Sara.

When Josepha was young and small,
he asked his mother, What will he be?
Will he be a fucker, will he be a sucker
That’s what she say to him…

Que Sara Sara,
Whatever will be will be,
The future are not to fuck,
Que Sara Sara..

When I sang this song in front of Andy, his face turned red like a tomato and quickly reported me to a English teacher. There and then I was been given warning and advised not to use such word. I didn’t know it was so obscene and little did I know where I took up the language from. Probably my early exposure to English movie back then. After that, everyone was hoo-hah about the word “fuck” in my school and some even took the time and effort to find it out from dictionary.

In my house, no one talks about it. Especially on sexual knowledge or things like that. However, I am glad and blessed with an open minded uncle and his family. Their conversation sometimes are very obscene and it was from there I took up some verbal language on cursing and foul language. They even openly talked about those rare and valuable pornography materials when we(my sister and I) were around. Although they are open on these things, they didn’t really allowed us to watch it. Some of my uncle supplier even shared a documentary on the phallus and how it was used in the intercourse. The documentary was to uncover the myth of the long phallus as well as the phallus from different races.]]>

Yearn

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You may fool the whole world down the pathway of life and get pats on your back as you pass, but your final reward will be heartaches and tears if you’ve cheated the man in the glass.

Dale Wimbrow

One’s purpose of life is determine by one’s calling in the first place. Just like fireangel, that her purpose of life is to get wasted down with vodka ribena. That’s why you can often see that she keep associated with vodka ribena all the time. Same as the recent incident of XiaXue. Her purpose of life? Guess. Generate more and more hate sites of her through her callings in the tomorrow.sg. Down the road, everyone sure have their own purpose of life.

The question now is whether I have fooled anyone and denied the purpose of my life just putting up a show that nobody cares or bothers about besides me and myself? Time for this martian caved in and find out his purpose of life. On a second thought, I thought I have gone through that over and over again. Is it something else that bothers me? I doubt myself. Really. At this time of life.

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