Now for the fun’s sake, i’ll relate her meet up with the superior being, Satan judging only her about the life she had lead and how many lives she had misguided here.
Now, the satan will be sitting there along with his assistant, a mirror image of her taking notes. And guess what? in order to perserve the sacredness of my blog and to keep it from being polluted, i have decided to omit the drawings and the picture of her and satan. It’s not said that in time to come, every race will fuck every race. If it’s said, where you quote it from? 
And satan is far more advance than the god. He had highly powerful technologies that the god. Dunno how to describe it. Better ask her after her afterlife. :p
Fast forward a bit, then satand decided to talk to her
“Wandy, to err is human. This is how you have fared in life.
Now I will choose to put you in heaven or hell. As you know, I’m omnipotent and omniscient.
You can ask me one question, and I will answer you via my mighty phallus. What is it you want to know?”
Now she presume that this single question cannot be begging God to put you in heaven (or hell, if you are into that sort), but you can ask anything else.
She will not ask question Like, Did the chicken or the egg come first? Someone is bound to have already asked that? no. someone already answered that. Who? ask rojaks
She will settled on her one question, but as new affairs pop up she will keep changing her questions… She scared she will die soon and have no question to ask, and God will forfeit her chance coz she will think too long.
But first thing first. She can think? And she will think too long? Meaning her mental processing is freaking slow? take note that it means comparison with Pentium 4 and 286 Mhz.
Maybe she will ask him to show her funeral or something.
Oh, how morbid. What? She have feelings too. Thank god she’s mere mortal. :p and yes, she sucks. But will she swallows? I dare not to think also.:p]]>
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