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Being the last customer with my hairstylist, our conversation as follows :-

J : what kind of hairstyle you want to cut?

me : short?

J : brb. *go and get me a book: collection of hairstyles from japan*

me : mmm.. *look look.. see see…*

J : got?

me : how about this way. You cut it short, based on your exprience and expertise. I have no freaking idea.

J : ok. Easy, manageable, and smart looking?

me : yeah.

J : ok…*touch touch my hair* How long since your last visit to hair saloon?

me : urm… more than a month or more? i guess since early November? Can’t remember..too long

J : -_-” Ok, i’ll make it shorter than you can even imagine. ok?

me : ok. just do it.

After the haircut session…

Wilson’s parents : omg! so soon?

me : yeah, J is good. I ask for short, he give me short plus fast. And damn cheap too.

I personally think that the book J showed me, does not suit me at all. Too sissy look. I mean looking at those models in the book, reminds me of F4. So, i decided to skip and avoid choosing from the book. Too bad he don’t have Andy Lau KennySia in the book or I’ll show J what I want. :p

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512 PenDrive with 5 year warranty from a salesman - RM100
Peanuts - RM13
New Pants - RM156

Basically, I spending faster than I can imagine. I have a lot of thing to buy. Hehehe. Lucky for side income. Kekeke.

Got people offering O2 Xda II mini for RM800. I’m getting one myself. Hehehe. It’s still in good condition except the casing. Fuck it. Doesn’t matter to me. All i want is the functionality.

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First SMS :-
Friend are not the way your attitude are showing.

First reply :-
Justify it.

Second SMS :-
..yadda yadda yadda…

Second reply :-
No more kaypo on ur stuff. Means I won’t be fucking paying any attention to you anymore. I won’t be listening and even concern about what you are doing. You are fucking alien to me, if that’s what you mean…yadda yadda yadda…

Third SMS :-
…yadda yadda yadda…

Third reply :-
You can fuck me directly stating what you expect from me. I won’t be hurt at least you being truthful and honest to me. Tell me what you want. If you don’t tell, i won’t fucking ever know.

Fourth SMS :-
Fourth reply :-
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My point is those I take as friends, that they can fuck me what is in their mind. Just like the following:-
“Fuck you. I had something on and I don’t want you to know. You can fuck off far far away. better if you go and fuck at the next turn of the century.”

I can bear with that rather than if i ask, what u doing? got something on? What would it be better if he denied everything? To me. it’s like you don’t trust me at all. You can be honest to me. I have no feelings one rather than denied my existence in ur circle.

Ok. enuff ranting. kthxbai. Have a nice day

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Now for the fun’s sake, i’ll relate her meet up with the superior being, Satan judging only her about the life she had lead and how many lives she had misguided here.

Now, the satan will be sitting there along with his assistant, a mirror image of her taking notes. And guess what? in order to perserve the sacredness of my blog and to keep it from being polluted, i have decided to omit the drawings and the picture of her and satan. It’s not said that in time to come, every race will fuck every race. If it’s said, where you quote it from?

And satan is far more advance than the god. He had highly powerful technologies that the god. Dunno how to describe it. Better ask her after her afterlife. :p

Fast forward a bit, then satand decided to talk to her

“Wandy, to err is human. This is how you have fared in life.

Now I will choose to put you in heaven or hell. As you know, I’m omnipotent and omniscient.

You can ask me one question, and I will answer you via my mighty phallus. What is it you want to know?”

Now she presume that this single question cannot be begging God to put you in heaven (or hell, if you are into that sort), but you can ask anything else.

She will not ask question Like, Did the chicken or the egg come first? Someone is bound to have already asked that? no. someone already answered that. Who? ask rojaks

She will settled on her one question, but as new affairs pop up she will keep changing her questions… She scared she will die soon and have no question to ask, and God will forfeit her chance coz she will think too long.
But first thing first. She can think? And she will think too long? Meaning her mental processing is freaking slow? take note that it means comparison with Pentium 4 and 286 Mhz.

Maybe she will ask him to show her funeral or something.

Oh, how morbid. What? She have feelings too. Thank god she’s mere mortal. :p and yes, she sucks. But will she swallows? I dare not to think also.:p]]>

I went out for a drinking session with old schoolmates at bangsar yesterday noon. It was only three of us, Chilakak, Sharon and I. Basically, we were just talking stuff and we happened to mentioned Chilakak’s blogspot. Following is the remake of he conversation we had earlier - in broken language.

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For example below:

*see? He quote what michaelooi had mentioned in his blog. Argh~! I didn’t save up the chatlog with Bruce Lee so it’s the best i could resemble the conversation from.

Another people will be those who try to tell jokes from joke blog or tell tech stuff from tech blog.

Then some people update themselves on the daily issue from taiko JeffOoi or BrandMalaysia one. Then you start notice a group of people dunno what talking them. Gossiping here and there. Finally you notice.. they talked about the blogsphere.

**Please bear with me here. Character here does not reflect the actual bloggers. It does not meant to mentioned the dead or the living. btw, the dead one will be the xx donkey.]]>

(pic taken from here)

In recent bad publicity for XiaXue, due to her exposed act on the hate-site stuff..it is seems like a dog barking at the mountain. Nothing changed. She remained thick face that is so thick that it's unmeasurable. Nice act trying to frame someone else. Yeah.

Her recent post wanting a bigass picture of herself? Look at the above. It's complete like her, don't ya think so? Moreover, I feel disgusted when I saw her 200++ comments and still growing are totally superficials. As simple as I would say. Photos are heavily photochopped. Geez, day and day she are getting worse. What might be next? For real photo, check out the angel. Hopefully some creditable company spotted her and gave her some endorsement and bring the hell out of her from her current tormented 9 to 5 workplace.

I couldn't force myself to go through all the 200++ comments of XX because every comment looks the same to me.

pfftt!!!! Critics. Too much watching American Idols and damnation reality shows.

wow.. someone really spoke his/her mind but then again, you at the end hope she is a nice and real person. Meaning all these while, your subconscious are telling you she's damn bad and fake person?

yeah,screw them if she don't look good in that photo. That because she had heavily photoshopped it.

See. everyone started to think she's plastic.

what on earth? See. told ya her fans are totally queers.

you know, people who just have hateful things to write truly have nothing better to do. this is her blog, and her views, take it or leave it. quit whining about her not having "correct" opinions, instead why not hope that perhaps one day you will have the same conviction in yours.

and i think someone paying him to say that. :p

further reading will lead to more molest case in Orchard Road. Let's ban her from coming here, k?

Yes. I couldn't take it anymore. These are way too fake. She's polluting everyone and that includes me.

I’ve talked to a few partners and they also feel the same. Much or less pretty lazy and slow-mo. Can’t blame them. Really festive seasons really bring the best of the laziness. Everyone wants to spend and nobody want to work at all. It’s just the food and the holidays.

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“Where will u be going this cny?” or “Any plan for the coming cny?”. Now, these people have changed. They would asked “Got bonus already boh?”, “How much is ur bonus?”, “When office closure?”, “When get your bonus?” and even “How long ur holiday?”.

These people have nothing to ask is it? Have to ask such questions one is it? Why they aren’t have any other to ask is it? Blardy hell. I was pretty annoyed when everyday, for every people I meet up with would ask me such questions. Perhaps I should jot it down and show them until the end of the chinese new year.
No need to repeat my answer everytime.

In any case of the chinese new year, there are few things people might be asking about. Bonus. Holiday. New Clothes. Foods & Beverages. Vacation. Destination. Gambling.
I damn sienz now already listening to any of these. So don’t ask me. OK?]]>

here. It sure entertaining seeing a well known and famous bitch lady getting so desperate to put herself way back to the top of the attention.

Yes, whore me baby. XX is a good post for whoring traffic. Desperate and way desperate for attention from the mediastream? Kihkihkih… this is good. Creating other blog to have a blogwar to ownself? This is way not cool man.

I guess that's it. She's just paved her road to death. Double sided whore XX. :p