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Let’s get this baby pumping.

Look at the indicator… 1 liter, 10 liter, 20, liter, 30 liter, 40 liter.
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RM77.02

No more travel friendly.
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Ghost Story #1 (WOOooooooo….*scary sound*)
When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the jungle. Every night, my mother could ask me not to go home too late as there won’t be any transportation after a certain time.

One night, before going home, I ta pao a kueh teow soup for supper. I was late and I waited for the taxi/bus but there was none. I was getting worried as the night was getting darker and darker. So I tried to flag down private vehicles to take me home.

There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took compensation on me and stopped to give me a lift. He was a man with a kind face. I accepted his offer and got onto his motorbike.

On the way home, we would pass by a temple. At night, the temple would look eerily spooky with the dim lights from the candles.

At first, the motorcyclist was warm and friendly. When the temple was approaching, the motorcyclist eyes grown bigger and bigger. His kind face turned to a face of anger. He was muttering something loud but was not audible to me. I was so scared that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry face.

Then, the motorcylist stopped in front of the temple and then yelled at me.

“Your kueh teow soup is so hot!! It is burning my thigh! Can you please move it away???”

Ghost Story #2
When I was young, I have two friends who were very close to each other. They played with each other everyday. It was like, if you see A, you would see B next to him. They were always together.

A loved fried eggs. Whenever he went out for lunch or dinner, without fail, he would ask for fried egg on top of his noodles, fried rice, etc.

One day, A involved in an accident and died. B was devastated. B went to the cemetery to pray everyday. He would go to the nearest restaurant and ta pao a box of fried rice with an egg on top to be offered to A when he went to pray to him.

The next day, he opened the box and there was no egg inside! B was petrified. He thought, must be A who came and took the fried egg away.

The same thing happened the next day and the day after that. B was confused. So, one day, he asked the chef to make the same fried rice with a fried egg again. Then, he went to the cemetery to offer it to A. Curious, he opened the box to check for the egg. He was angry to find that, there was no fried egg in the box after all.

Feeling that he had been cheated, he went back to the restaurant and demanded to see the Chef. “Where is the fried egg?? I told you there must be a fried egg inside!! You have cheated me for a few days now! Gimme back my money!!” Then, the Chef got really angry and opened the box - the fried egg was inside the box.

The Chef said, “Stupid! You open the box upside down. No wonder you cannot see the egg!!”

Ghost Story #3
When I was young, I went to town to work with a group of friends during our summer holidays of two months. Being young and away from home for the first time, we drank and smoke like nobody’s business.

One night, we were pissed drunk and flagged the last bus down to go home.

Being tired, we slept in the bus. It had been awhile that I fell asleep. I was awake by the
chilly wind. I was shocked to find that there was no one in the bus, and I was the last passenger. I looked in front to check out for the driver. But the driver was no where in sight. Yet, the bus was moving.

I panicked shitless. I rubbed my eyes to make sure that I was not dreaming. The night was dark and cold.

I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run as hard as I could to get away.

Then I heard someone yelled at me from behind the bus.

“Hey! Don’t run away! Come over here and help to push the bus!” yelled the bus driver.

I saw my other friends helping to push the bus, which broke down while I was asleep.]]>

Anyway, i just want to share about how the burger influence my life. Nope, not that i’ve become obese due to that but rather how i become to understand the beauty behind it. The art of making a nice and tasty burger. It’s the Ramly Burger i’m talking about. Not the fast food that you thinking about.

Most of the burger sellers i know are called bang joe. Why? I still don’t know why until now. My first bang joe was the one selling burger opposite my school canteen. Almost everyday, i won’t go across the street to get burger from him. Most of the time i would be getting burger ayam or benjo.

(pic taken from dSaint)
one day he got so busy that we go helped him out. Slicing the bread and apply margarine on the bread. Knowing what are the steps, i put on the grill some margarine before putting the meat. The bread later furnish with onion, vege and chili sauce.

slowly, i can make my own burger at the burger stall. After that, when in secondary, there’s another bnoonw ang joe, that sells burger too. He also would allow us to diy our own burger.

now, i seldom frequent the Ramly burger as most of then doesn’t have the heart and low of making burger. The only Ramly burger that is still edible are done by one of the crew in setapak.

So, who’s your bang joe than?
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B) assuming your life expectancy is your hp and the mana is your energy level.

C) try to taking consideration that your pet can carry items for you.

D) whenever you saw yourself or someone else bleeding, you’ll scream First Blood?!

E) think the faulty road where you are trying to avoid has plenty of land mines

F) start yelling Holy Shit! Instead of OMFG

G) start to dress up as the Character

H) using the sound Clip ”monster kill’ as your default ring tone.
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Tuhan kini berserba salah, yakni insan saling membunuh. Nama diseru pihak pelampau, nama disandang pihak fanatik, sampai bila akan berakhir? Perang dunia pertama atas sebab kuasa, perang dunia kedua disebabkan policy and fahaman. Adakah yang ketiga akan muncul atas sebab keagamaan? Tiada sesiapa dapat menduga.

Baru tadi, Kelvin menelefon menanyakan samada aku memiliki video Tammy NYP ke tidak. Videonya sememangnya mudah didapati di mana-mana saja. Bagaikan cendawan tumbuh selepas hujan. Malah banyak “bloggers” mula berkongsi rangkaian. Cubaan…

Argh.. cilaka betul bank XXXX, semenjak bermulanya projek mereka sudah 2 kali mereka tukar permintaan mereka akan penyelesaian. Malah, pihak lain juga turut terlibat serta membazirkan tenaga kerja. Sememangnya itulah minda dan pemikiran mereka. Buang karan je… #%$(I+()&&%%^&^#$#

Berbalik kepada isu aku, sama ada aku sedar hakikatnya ..entahlah, aku tidak ingin meneruskan isu ini. Malah, kalau boleh inginku mencari gua dan berkhemah di sana sehingga dapat mencari penyelesaian kepada isu aku ini. Bolehlah dikatakan pertapaan. hehehehe…..

Sementara itu, diminta kalian jangan sesekali menonton filem “Pecah Belakang Gunung” atau “Backside Mau Turn” atau “BrokeBackMountain”. Mana-mana satu pun jadi sebab kesimpulannya adalah sama. Anda pasti akan terkejut dan dalam keadaan trauma setelah menontonnya.

Sekian, terima kasih

Majulah Sukan Untuk Negara.]]>

yesterday nite, i was out having a drink with a dota-mate. He was having some issue regarding his studies apparently. After some of them gathered around, we decided head for a game of dota. We ended up losing severely in both of the matches. =)

it wasn’t that bad until you start to notice the tension around each of my teammates. roflmao. they were like… omfgwtfbbq, we got OWNED!!!!! How can this happened? Yeah, it’s just a poor teamwork. I don’t want to recount the bad exprience i had.

I read from Dotaportal.com about the most frequent phrases the dota players will say. me myself also got some of the fav phrases i often use. Let’s see.

1. i go mid. (not getting a shoe, so mid is closest to the base (imho)
2. zeus ulti… (altho’ there’s no zeus in my time because of killsteal usually from zeus’s ulti)
3. go go go.. 5 5 5 (urging ppl come or retreat faster..sometime they tend to take their sweet time)
4. wtf?? -_-” (usually when my teammates let go of the opponents)
5. gg (good game) ]]>

On this today the very commercialised day
Vanity occassion of celebrated emotion
Endlessly ripping off the adam’s bread

Likewise, yet it is so fulfilling to be part of
Of the hendonism lifestyle the common leads
Vintage moment of the lovely rose
Expression from the bottom of the adam’s heart

Leeches of gold and nickel are everywhere
Onlookers are the single object in town
Valentinos are the centre stage limelight
Eve and her heart shaped apples

Loner I already am
Oblivion I have become
Vagrant I self proclaim
Eureka!! I hope someday she I find.

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dSaint’s post of Life. To ciplak him a lot, here’s my version but mine wasn’t about knowledge. It’s about gold. Something different but similar in life.

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Because Good Girls Like Bad Boys entry and Otto’s on because bad girls like good boys , and also Because Good Gilrs Like Bad Boys’ by babelicious69,
it makes me wonder… are they in any preferences? No. when i come to think of it.

So, for the boys who shall they be in order to get all the girls they wished for either it be good girls or bad girls. It doesn’t matter they should be like as only by being yourself that you can win the girl of your dream. Because we men are made up of certain % of evil and good, for example MichaelOoi is 62% Evil and 38% Good.

Last night, before i fall asleep, i had the opportunity to trace back all my life of how a man should be like to win the girl of their dream. When i was kid, i thought if man wants to had more than one girl to fall in love with him, he needs to have super power like Superman or Spiderman or Ultraman. Soon, i think as long as you are the hero and can fight kungfu style like “Wong Fei Hong” or “Master Fok” then the girls will come to you since you will be able to provide security and safeguard them from any thing evil.

Too bad that reality really bites. When I was in junior secondary, I found out that “nan bu huai, nue bu ai” (girls like bad boys) as most of the girls i knew back then fall in love with bad boys except on few cases. One of my friend failed to woo a girl probably because he was trying to tackle her in the bus and when she totally ignored him throughout the journey, he shouted at her “mahai dun lansi, your u-know-what are made of gold meh?”. Bad boys technically have thicker face than elephant skin but no way come near to XX’s thickness.

So, they don’t mind failing over and over again using “pestering around” skill the girls they wanted to go after. These bad boys usually the popular boys in the school. Hanging around the basketball team, football team, gang fight, and those rebellious stunts that they can lay hands on. Girls never or in rare case will go for man with Computer club, chess club or even science clubs. As I moved to form 4 and form 5, i noticed that man that able to score with girls were those that able to balance between academic and non-academic. A mixture of both perhaps i assume that they tend to focus more on getting a better result in SPM/STPM. The bad boys and good boys are ambigious in this phase. You just gotta be cool along the way.

Now, that you completed secondary school and in tertiary education, all you need is money or good looks or both. Good girls or bad girls don’t care you are good or bad anymore. If you have money, they’ll dig you out. You must have at least a decent car to fetch her around. To college or anywhere that the 4-wheel can take especially clubbing. With such resources of money, she’ll stick with you sucking all for clothing, movie, entertainment, foods, clubbing, booze and etc etc. And girls don’t come near to Honda E-series. If you don’t have money, you need to have good looks. Yes, good looks like being Mr. KDU or Mr this and that. That’s because both guys and girls will dig you out. You will be a magnet as guy hangs around you for chicks and chicks hang around you because of your good looks. Not good looking? Go do plastic then.

When you are out in the working society and needed to get into relationship, first of all is that you need to keep your anime behind, no more magic the gathering, try getting away from the MMORPG as well as dotA. These drives away chicks as you will seems to succumb into your own world of your own. Then, you need to get a blog as blogging is the current trend. Be it humor like drLiew, KennySia or even PaulTan and Ky as they drawing more and more girls towards them.

Thus in an overall pictures, different phase of life man need to be different shoes because as Otto says, most girls are from the good girls to becoming bad girls in the end of the day. Man need to be on the opposite side. As for me, i am a man who owns a blog and wannabe.
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