Alex’s Guide to Ultimate Valentine’s

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Alex claimed that Loh should not spend so much on that particular 14 February. It’s a waste of money. Let’s assume a dinner and gift on Valentine’s Day will cost you a bomb. How about RM500 for an example? Surely you will think it’s worth the price. Alex says heck no. It’s plain stupid.

First of all, you have to find an ultimate excuse yourself from THE DAY. Either it’s your work related, live saving super hero task or what-so-ever. Just brush her off from that day event. Then you plan for the weekend. The same week with THE DAY so that she won’t feel so hurt or ignored after all.

Get a gift or present after THE DAY. It will be damn a lot cheaper and you will have extra off to spend on the weekend. Bring her on a trip to Cameron Highlands. Buy her bunches of flowers there. It’s cheap and moreover a nice escapade. We assume that the gift will cost about RM100. With that off the budget of RM500, you still have about RM400 left.

Now, get a hotel room in Cameron Highlands. Treat her a fancy romantic dinner. Make her feels like you are really love her and wanted to make up to her since you weren’t available on that THE DAY. She’ll feel like a little over reacted for you being unable to celebrate the Valentine’s Day with her.

By the end of day, both of you can retreat to the room and do you-know-what lah. See, that’s the best part for the guy who’s newly in relationship. Speeding the process of wooing and courting.

Finally last words from the rest of the colleagues. Don’t come back telling that you didn’t manage to ‘you-know-what-lah’ her. This is going to be a disgrace to the men species and also hurting the market. Where got people give without having something in return.

As this, I conclude the Alex’s advise of the month. Btw, carried it out at your own risk. ]]>

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