Alex’s Guide to Ultimate Valentine’s

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Alex claimed that Loh should not spend so much on that particular 14 February. It’s a waste of money. Let’s assume a dinner and gift on Valentine’s Day will cost you a bomb. How about RM500 for an example? Surely you will think it’s worth the price. Alex says heck no. It’s plain stupid.

First of all, you have to find an ultimate excuse yourself from THE DAY. Either it’s your work related, live saving super hero task or what-so-ever. Just brush her off from that day event. Then you plan for the weekend. The same week with THE DAY so that she won’t feel so hurt or ignored after all.

Get a gift or present after THE DAY. It will be damn a lot cheaper and you will have extra off to spend on the weekend. Bring her on a trip to Cameron Highlands. Buy her bunches of flowers there. It’s cheap and moreover a nice escapade. We assume that the gift will cost about RM100. With that off the budget of RM500, you still have about RM400 left.

Now, get a hotel room in Cameron Highlands. Treat her a fancy romantic dinner. Make her feels like you are really love her and wanted to make up to her since you weren’t available on that THE DAY. She’ll feel like a little over reacted for you being unable to celebrate the Valentine’s Day with her.

By the end of day, both of you can retreat to the room and do you-know-what lah. See, that’s the best part for the guy who’s newly in relationship. Speeding the process of wooing and courting.

Finally last words from the rest of the colleagues. Don’t come back telling that you didn’t manage to ‘you-know-what-lah’ her. This is going to be a disgrace to the men species and also hurting the market. Where got people give without having something in return.

As this, I conclude the Alex’s advise of the month. Btw, carried it out at your own risk. ]]>

To comment or not to comment

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Fuckstress

Some “dumbass” who claims that he “reads” my “blog” just called me an “Auditor”. Pathetic I can take. But an Auditor? That’s like asking for an atom bomb up your ass.

I hate people who comment and have nothing to say. Or people who completely MISS the point but STUBBORNLY insists on displaying their stupidity by commenting ANYWAY.

Here’s something you probably didn’t KNOW cockfags, nobody will think you’re stupid if you just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

WE gain some and NOBODY LOSES.

It’s good to ponder about. Either you are a comment-whore or traffic-whore. Somewhere in between, then you are considered “Transexual”.
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Gila-Gila’s education

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dSaint blogged about how the GG helped him to score 100% for his Alam dan Manusia, it reminds me to blog about how it enrich my knowledge of the development of Malay language.

Satu ketika dahulu ketika zaman melayu melaka, pedagang-pedagang british sedang berlabuh di pelabuhan sedang memerhatikan gelagat penduduk melaka. Salah seorang daripada mereka, Abu termakan benda pedas dan cepat-cepat mencari air. Pada masa tu, diaorang gunakan buluh sebagai bekas air. Abu dengan segera mengeluarkan bekasnya tetapi tanpa disangka bekasnya telah bocor. Dengan rasa pedas yang teramat, dia pun berlari ke sana sini hingga ke pedagang-pedagang british. Abu menjerit “air!!air!!! air air air”

Para pedagang itu berasa hairan mengapa Abu menunjukkan bekas sambil menjerit “air air”. Mereka mula menggunakan “air” sebagai “udara”. Yakni, siapa yang tiru siapa?

I can’t remember much of the story line from GG but basically there’s this slot about how our bahasa are being assimilated by the Englishmen. Then there’s also this Cabai who is famous for her “Dara Tiga Pinggitan”. Also Petai and many more kartunis i kenot remember already. Thinking of it, no wonder i scored A for my UPSR, PMR and SPM. Kihkihkih….
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Going Bald

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raided by police and sent to walled
     Under the rules, hair were cut
     by detainee without a but
The rest of the world laugh as they going bald
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Aku Hidup Dalam Blues

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Gila-gila and Ujang no longer available. They are off the shelves already. I improved my bahasa through them. One of the slot features “Aku Hidup Dalam Blues” by Aie. I can hardly remember the whole story of it but it’s one of the slot in the magazine that I look forward the most everytime I get it from the bookstand.

I manage to found the website that relates to Ujang.

Anyone knows where I can find old volume of Gila-gila to read? Kinda miss them.

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Chinese New Year Eve

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This year, I spent my reunion dinner with my uncle’s family. My mom is away working somewhere east coast. A very simple and decent meals prepared by my aunt. After that, we went for mamak at night (about 8pm) to catch a live football from Astro.

We headed home to celebrate the new lunar year. This time around, the atmosphere seems dull. No sound of the firecrackers. It’s not even like a Chinese New Year. Sigh* What the …. My uncle decided to usher for God of Wealth this year. Best of all, we could see the neighbors also doing the same thing.

We reached home at 10pm preparing for the event. While waiting, we had a game or two of Blackjack just to kill time as well as create some new year spirit. The kids are bored without any firecrackers. It’s something we don’t play everyday.

It reminds me that how important is family. Never take them for granted. This is because one of my cousin who was born at the 1st day of lunar calendar couldn’t celebrate his birthday and new year with us. His person is in Aussie working. The family reunion dinner used to consist of a very large group turned out to be very simple and small over time.

It’s been more than 10 years since my dad and my uncle having the family reunion dinner at the eve of new lunar year. I wish that one day all of my family members could sit down under the same roof having dinner together. It’s a blissful feeling I wanted to feel. ]]>

Just an attempt

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Placing big ads on her blogoland
          Delude all she be might
          Between the wrong and right
As she endorse xxx industry on her blogoland.
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Forgive me not

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Waking up this morning at 9.30am is a torture to me. It’s like a hell now. Sleepy and heavy eyes. Serve me right. It’s been quite sometime since I have a game or two with kelvin so i decided not to waste these opportunity.

Let’s talk about the matches. 2 game, 4on4 normal pick mode. 1 Sentinel and 1 Scrouge team. First match started with scrouge team. me using Death Prophet, along with Medusa, Bane Elemental and Doom Deathbringer. It was a good battle and we lose the match to a team with Rhasta, Morphling, Sven and Zeus.

The second match, I chosen Warchief, Kelvin was using Siren (he told me that he picked the hero wrongly), Rhasta and Morphling. This round was even worse. We got beaten upside down. Was playing like a bunch of noobs. We were playing against a team that compete in the dota competition in my area. (but this team was the first team that got kicked out in the early stage of competition)

Conclusion? No teamwork, lack of skills and chosen the wrong heroes.

Yes. Finally Dota version 6.27b has released a AI map for noobs like me to practise on the newer map. Problem is that no one prefers to play version 6.27b in my area. Some claims that newer version are for noobs like me. :p

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Evolution

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a dimly light from a wooden house,
lighten by dancing fire inside,
an old man on a rocking chair,
accompany by time eaten radio.

in the midst of fiery rain,
a lighten house with spinning steels,
some romantic bulbs dancing in the air,
adam and eve cuddling on a couch,
mesmerized by the idiot box.

in the midst of the dark black night,
a small quarter with brighten aura,
emotionless neon powered by cold electricity,
a young man on lazy sofa,
befriended with smart silicon brain.

from the furry beast to armored cotton,
the big e keeps coming,
evolution to electronic commerce,
we mere mortal can only adapt,
a simple word we call change.

Change
We might not able to change the wind direction,
but we can set our course along with it

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