Long long time ago when a chinese family from Taiwan migrated to US, the parents send the kid to school. In US, before ones can be admitted to school, he/she shall undertake a test to determine which grade he will be studying in.
Therefore, on that day he went to school and had his test. The test conductor started to ask him questions.
Test Conductor : Hello. My name is Mr. Kerpac (kepak).
Ah Beng : Hello. My name is Wingz
Test Conductor : Let me ask u some question. What is 4 plus 1??
* indicates he is talking to himself.
Wingz : *wu (5 in mandarin) *one two three four five
(Wingz counted to five in 5 seconds)
Wingz : Five!!!
Test Conductor : Good. Now, tell me what is 13 plus 2???
Wingz : *13 + 2 = 15, si wu. * one two three four five six….. fifteen
(Wingz counted to fifteen in 13 seconds)
Wingz : Fifteen
Test Conductor : Ok, you are done young man. You should have head straight to the last room down the hall. It’s F Grade for you.
And there you have it. Wingz powderful england is not because he’s stupid but he derno english as he was from Taiwan, and his mather tongue is mandarin. So, today wingz mia england manyak teruk is becoz US mia orang tak give him chansi.
Sekian. Terima Kasih.
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