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2007. Again it has come to my attention that for 2006 has ended. So in order to understand the full potential of the year 2007, a lot people which is mostly female are into horoscope kind of things. Prediction of sorts. Something like forecast. Or guesses, tembak, tikam or even konda kondi. Watever.But I do learn from the best. Those mahaguru sifu king kong kila kala like the one you see in DiGi commercial ads. One sohai go up mountain or in that case a waterfall at templer park to ask him the answert of the universe. Some sohai says it's 42. Ok. but anyway, I got my own. Wanna see? Here it goes:-

Dale's Forecasting for the year 2007. (Read at your own risk)

Aries (If you don't know which month, then you are totally fucktup)

Wealth Those who are born under the stars of Aries, you are in a good shape. Why? The reason is the movement of the traffic in Federal Highway shows that highly current shall reflecting on your wealth. Non-stop moving in and out. If you lucky, you can put in some toll booth in somewhere in between and saving for the rainy days. In other words, start some saving.If you plan to buy some lottery, do not buy at all. Why? Coz' if you buying too small, waste time and effort. If wanted, go full time. Using Eludian Maths to formulate a formula. There's chances of getting promotion in month of June.
Health Some bacterias told me that this year, there will plenty of illness surround you. Stay away from snow and mud. They'll get you. Side note, drink more apple juice. Relationship Those who are single are in for a ride. Just a 3 month ride since the road tax has been reduced. Many people will plan to get own car. So, the trend shows everyone wants to enjoy their own car. So, those who have vibration car will sells. Couple, it is best to get engaged or married this year. The Venus is shining on the MRR2. Married should get their bed facing North as the Monsoon is moving towards there. So, love cupid cannot aim correctly. Adultery can be avoided. Lucky item(s): Pink color hankerchief Lucky color(s): Cyan, Red Lucky no: 6 Lucky month: August Things to avoid at all cost : Ice cream, condoms

Taurus (If you don't know which month, then you are totally fucktup)

Wealth For those who are belong to the sign above, it means you are a so-called bull. Charge ahead. Not charged to your credit card. Poor management will ended up like red bull. Red means red la. It's a color. Metaphore red bull. Get it? Nevermind. The whole point is that your credit shall not be more than what you earn.The increased number of high rise buildings is generating sufficient chi towards your bankers. Therefore, need to have proper finance management. Get a checklist everytime go shopping. It helps. Do not change job in the month of January and December. Lucky star for job in month of July.
Health Taurus are in best shape this year due to the last month (December 2006) climax. With recent flood in the south, the aura of the mud is surrounding the taurus making them invincible. But note that a yearly checkup will help in giving the doctors enough money making. Stay away from raw vegetables. Half done is good enough. Remember. Taurus is a sign. Doesn't mean you are really bull. Relationship Single Taurus should avoid bulling at all cost. Jumping the queue and rushing will do no good. Be punctual and always wear a pressed clothes. Female taurus should get a plain silver ring. Couple, please avoid any confrontation. The frenzy aura will increase in the months of April to July. Expecting many divorce cases in between. Fill the love tank with act of love. Meaning physcially. Married couple should get 2 pair of slippers placing side by side at the edge of the bed. This to block the Cruella from entering the night. Lucky item(s): Blue Pen, Silver Ring, Slippers Lucky color(s): Blue, Silver Lucky no: 8 Lucky month: March Things to avoid at all cost : Murky water, fleas and popcorn

Gemini (If you don't know which month, then you are totally fucktup)

Wealth Month of November is the luckiest month for Gemini. Those who born under the sight of Lord of Arvenus shall retain their wealth. It is the best time for job seeking, asking for salary increment and reducing the home fund.However, for the rest of the year you will having difficulties in your wealth. Expecting the huge flow of money out of the pocket especially in February and September. Putting in at least 10% of gross income every month is the best option.
Health Root canal. Dental healtcheck is a must for Gemini. The demand of human skull in Thailand shows that the increased need for the fake tooth. It's a sign. (btw, what is has to do with Gemini). Note : Gemini = Twins = Siamese Twins. Relationship Single Gemini prone to have many admirers. Female gemini are encouraged to layered their hair and the males to make it curl to attract the true love. Especially love cupid. Changes are high in month of March. Couple, the increased toll fees reflected the supply and demand rules of love. Words of love such as "I love you", "Thank You" and "I am sorry" should not be kept to self. Share it especially during the weekend will increase the love tank and maintaining the relationship. Married ones are advised to take a oversea trip in month of August. Love cupid are celebrating the independence month. On Leave. Lucky item(s): Morning pills, white crystal Lucky color(s): Green Lucky no: 67 Lucky month: January Things to avoid at all cost : 1 metre pole and fragrance tissue paper.

Cancer (If you don't know which month, then you are totally fucktup)

Wealth You will meet up with someone special that the person will keep playing with his/her hair. That is your God of Wealth. Bring that person to lunch but restrict to low cost mamak or just within your limit. The rewards won't return sooner but you won't know what you will got to get. It's like eating a box of chocolate. You won't know what you going to get.The month of April is the month of loss. Fire is burning the within and spending at rage. Avoid any shopping complexes during that month. I foresee you will be getting a iGallop for yourself. *Evil*
Health If you become strong. That because you paying a substantial amount to the gym. Yes. Getting a professional trainer and going to workout every fortnight just won't do you good. Note that the Dragon Heaven Spine is crucial in relationship. There is a need to work out the waist downward. Therefore, iGallop ended in your house. Two sides of coins are different. Work the mental as well. Concentration and focus of getting late amusement. Relationship Vibrations heading towards the southern core of the earth. Couple and married are advised to place a cup of marbles at the left side corner of their bed. That's to absorb the negative vibration from the earth. Single may be visited by old flame and they intended for no string attachment again. This will collide with the current relationship. Note that there will be "Lust. Caution" Lucky item(s): Mask rider flash card Lucky color(s): Green Lucky no: 13 Lucky month: August Things to avoid at all cost : Toothpick, Diary

Leo (If you don't know which month, then you are totally fucktup)

Wealth Mars is moving toward your Virgo, the mistress of your house. Therefore, the wealth is coming towards you via backdoor. Meaning, that there will be an expected windfall in between the esclipes. Usually in the month of autumns.
Health By avoiding the chill factor, it shall boost your hitpoint to level 25 and obtaining an armor of 25. This is similar to Godlike mode. Your weakness? Grave chill. Consume less cold stuff to increase the yang within.Young toddlers and those is not in shape (round) tend to absorb more chill. Easy to get sick. Relationship An interesting romantic is heading to you. Strong and prominent in the month of July. Where the Venus shall entering the purple sky. The person is your potential spouse. Lucky item(s): Kangaroo Bar Lucky color(s): Maroon Lucky no: 1 Lucky month: December Things to avoid at all cost : Lychee

Virgo (If you don't know which month, then you are totally fucktup)

Wealth This year proves to be your financial year. You will be making a lot of windfall and fortunes. Senior members will taking care of you by providing you a lot of money. So, head on to the nearest funeral and weep for the fortune. That's why what it means by Neptune-Venus opposition when it proves that the satisfactory result for the wealth
Health You will be the healer and the two month power point is enough to generate sufficient radiance to other. Healing ward shall be given. Distance relationship tends to break and you need to travel. Extra caution is needed when travelingRelationship This year your love cupid has been shot down. The relationship tend to take a bumpy ride. A roller coaster ride. Whatever happens will end this year tragic. Expecting to have a upward movement in love cycle by late November. Whatever comes down must go up. Lucky item(s): White crystal Lucky color(s): Transparent, White Lucky no: 9 Lucky month: November Things to avoid at all cost : Eraser, Bills

Libra (If you don't know which month, then you are totally fucktup)

Wealth Strong wind is blowing to your way. The Fortune Cookies is good for investment. Investment is a viable option. A so called guaranteed interest is up for purchased. You will meet someone to discuss with you on your future plan. They might be a wolf disguised in wool.Look for black sheep.
Health The September-November Horizon tend to cause nausea. Body reacting strongly toward pH 5.5 and below. Good sign. Lime and Lemon are best medicine. Jogging is an option Relationship Those who having a huge age gap will break. This year is chicken and duck conversation. No one will understand each other. Expecting plenty of quarrels and argument. Those who plan to have wedding this year can consider month of December. Lucky item(s): Money Lucky color(s): Black Lucky no: 44 Lucky month: October Things to avoid at all cost : Water Tank

Scorpio (If you don't know which month, then you are totally fucktup)

Wealth Tough time heading your way. Make hay while the sun shines. It never rains but pours. So, those under the sign of Scorpio needed to harvest plenty of savings for next year.The reduction of road tax will increase the number of road accident
Health Consumable supplement is needed. Scorpio tends to lack of nutrients and plagued by the typical illness like fever and flu. One need to obtains enough mineral to boost the immune system. Best to have, a lighter or matches in rainy day Relationship Roses. It spokes a thousand words. Best to be given monthly basis. Red and white. Aquarius is hindering the Sagittarius from entering your house and creating havoc. Single will meet someone potential next month (February) Lucky item(s): Wonder bra and adult magazine Lucky color(s): Silver Lucky no: 3 Lucky month: August Things to avoid at all cost : Mont Blanc Pens

Sagittarius (If you don't know which month, then you are totally fucktup)

Wealth Generally the lost of Pluto causing the dilute of the golden soil. Some says it is better to lost a few pots of gold than losing a leg. There will be a minor mishap in the Aquarius-Pluto opposition in July
Health Pick a sport. A team based sports. Paint ball should be good. Sweating.Relationship Time for engagement year. Should be in by the seaside. Sandy beaches. Single will not moving anywhere. It is like the Eye of KL. Slow and ended fast. Won't be reaching 3rd base after all. Lucky item(s): Adidas Sport Shoe Lucky color(s): Beige Lucky no: 13 Lucky month: June Things to avoid at all cost : Nike T-Shirt

Capricorn (If you don't know which month, then you are totally fucktup)

Wealth Hitting jackpot when traveling. Keep your eyes wide. It can be a financial opportunity, investment or speculation
Health Ocean. Blue. Pink of health. Need to go green to keep fit. Planting and gardeningRelationship Married couple who expecting to have babies have to work harder throughout the year. Easy scheme comes in month of August.July is good for bridging the relationship with your loved ones. Lucky item(s): LV Shoe Lucky color(s): Yellow Lucky no: 7 Lucky month: September Things to avoid at all cost : Pallas Jazz

Aquarius (If you don't know which month, then you are totally fucktup)

Wealth Financially will be up and down. Spend more time in leisure will caused the quality over the quantity. So, don't simply go fuck around
Health You will grow higher. Horizontally. And getting in a good shape. Round is always a good shape anyway. The best and complete.

Relationship Try consolidate your relationship. Do not greedy and getting many wives and those alike.

Lucky item(s): Penchant

Lucky color(s): Brown

Lucky no: 2

Lucky month: January

Things to avoid at all cost : Necklace

 

Pisces (If you don't know which month, then you are totally fucktup)

Wealth Best time to focus on career. The spotlight is shining on you. Be flexible and plenty of opportunities for galores.
Health Seeking the right medication will help. Traditional medication is best as there's not two-edged sword.Relationship Single will be meeting their destiny by July-September. Note that those might be near but seem afar. Married will discover that the truly is always next to them. Lucky item(s): Pearl Lucky color(s): Grey Lucky no: 6 Lucky month: March Things to avoid at all cost : Ghost

**** Fuck! Never know and realized that the long winding horoscope is killing. Nonetheless, I am actually changing the course of the universe by sharing out the future. Note that there will be a doom day coming when the moon shall move away from its orbit and into the sun. By the way, the above predictions have nothing to do with the living or dead. ****