Nothing really matters…..
Question: What would happened if Chinese scientists command pigeons via remote control?
Answer:Â You get free kamikaze. By tying sufficient C4 on the pigeon, you can transport a flock of pigeon like those migration bird to one place. With the right amount of C4, you can blow the entire building. Hehehe. Do you think possible?
Well, let’s make this a final entry about her. She won’t be around for long and eventually the other day, I intentionally put up my blog on the msn. I knew that if she is free enough, she might be visiting the url on my nick. With God’s might, she did. How I know? Coz’ there’s one time she intentionally mentioning to other colleagues that “hizecool” is still at his workplace despite that the time was around 10pm.
Hopefully she learn to know that i’ve been labeling her as Miss K all these while. Anyway, what’s so wrong with her? Let me recap how sorhai she is lah. There are so many incidents that I might eventually afraid that I might miss out.
Incident 1
When I was meeting a new prospect, I have to bring her along so she could help me on the discussion on the appropriate solution. Unknown to me, she bring a voice recorder along. And she really record down the conversation with the prospect. OMFG. That is so embarrassing I tell you. What not. Well whenever the prospect was sharing about the technologies and solutions available and that he is aware of, you know what she did? she’ll just like brushing him off. Yalor. In fact, today this product can do this…. If i were the prospect, I would also feel that she is looking down on me.
Incident 2
She went on leave without notifying the admin. It was during the Hari Raya occassion whereby there’s actually 2 working days in between the public holiday and weekend. Since that we are working, she decided to call it a two day off. You know what excuses she told us? “I thought that these two days after Hari Raya, nobody is working. Thus I didn’t come back to office”
Incident 3
When she first joined the company, she suddenly gone missing. We were all surprised and not knowing where she was. Later we found out that she was at home. Furthermore, I was having a tender, the submission is around the corner and she was no where to be found in the office compound. Just by asking her to work on the proposal, she added that she couldn’t concentrate and need to go home to work since it is much quieter. What is think kind of excuses?
Incident 4
Another tender this time. But the groundwork was to conduct a site survey. She was assigned to conduct the site survey with me and the cabling partners. The session was arranged in the afternoon. So, at first I have an early appointment and afraid I couldn’t back to office on time which I requested her to meet me at the customer premise. However, I managed to reach back to office before lunch but she was no way to be found. I called her up, found that she was at home. The boss did asked where was she. Her excuse? She was working late for that day site survey. Wait a minute, what’s with the site survey that need to work and stayed up so late?
I asked her can she make it to office after lunch since I planning to go with 1 car instead? She confirmed to me that she will make it on time. So, after lunch with ample time I went to collect cakes. By the time I return back to office, she was yet to be found. I called her up and found out that she was still at home. She told me that she will be there later time.
Due to her ignorance, I have to drove her from premise A to premise B and back to premise A to collect her car. It took me more than 1 hour stuck in traffic congestion because we completed the site survey after 5pm. Like TNS say, Tiu!!!!!!!!!!!!
Summarization
She caused the boss to question me whether she is okay or not. The reason was she often seems high on drugs and or working part time/free lance at night that she seems so tired in office. Whether she serving customer or not.. I dunno.. hahaha
=.=
Well, that’s basically some of the incident I recalled and have dealt with her. However, stay tuned for part 2 whereby I will add in the other colleagues had their mishap dealing with her.
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In the middle of last night, suddenly got sms coming in from the TogetherGather Committee member. He stated that he manage to get sponsorship to provide the program booklet. So, he need me to get all of the people who are coming to the party to come up with an article. An article with no more than 250 words about this party. Everyone must be special and different.
Since he was more senior than me, mah give him chance lor. Knowingly that I need to consolidate all of these articles by this weekend, the only solution I have on my mind was to go to every available blogs and post a comment regarding article submission. Fuiyoh, i tell you hor, luckily it is less than 100 people. If not, I’ll be die of hunger coz I work until 10.30pm visiting each and every blogs and commented there. Sampai terlupa makan malam.
Somemore this morning I was damn hectic and the wordpress doesn’t allow me to post a table listing all those attending the TGG party. Sienz. Luckily got one blogger damn free to consolidate and make it compatible in wordpress. Hence I am now able to present to all the list as below. In fact, you can go to any blogs and will find similarly the same. I just wanna to link them for the sake of linking…. :p
Convinced yet? Ehm… Even last night I kena bambu by some bloggers coz I asked them personally to work on the article. 
It’s not an option not to write the article. But it’s an option not to disclose your age. 
Last but not least, we have the first submission on the article. Hopefully it is printed according the the first come first serve. See, he got to be the first. have to ask the sponsor “an chua”" eh sai bor?”Â
One more thing, Wingz says
“So put on your blogging cap and start writing!!! At least next time you can dig the book outta your storeroom and tell your chewdrens “See? See? Daddy last time got attend bloggers gathering wan!” LOL! “
I says
“Next time when you cannot dig the book from your storeroom, you can go to the national archive and found Wingz mia pihkures there… LOL! And who know that the book will be one of the reference book for the course title in university “101 How to be a blogger and how to blog”. Silap haribulan, they’ll quote ur article leh. Dun play play I tell u.”
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Leaving the month of February in 2 more days, the heat is getting hotter, and hotter and Hotter and HHHoootterr and HooottttEERRR and hooooptteeerrr and HHOOOTTTEER!!!!!!!! Despite the time might run out and with only 2 weeks in our hand, we all still work our asses off during this CNY hoping to get more sponsors. When we get more sponsors, we can give more gifts out for you all lar. Earlier the launching was of RM 100 per pax if I am not mistaken. It was last year thing and most people asked, "WTF? Why so expensive with the entrance fee? Even I go clubbing cover charge also no need so much lar. Some more no free liqour. Now, u all dropped to RM 35 means still got make money lar. Compared to earlier, make lesser is it?" Answer : You think we get the room for free ah? We manage to bring down to Rm35 is because we got sponsors adi mah. Therefore, partially of the expenditure of the room has been taken care of. So, now the RM35 is inclusive of the Buffet Dinner in the Federal Hotel's Skyroom where you will be able to enjoy a very romantic night view of the forever hustle and bustle of the Bukit Bintang night life. Not to mention that there will be also games and prizes to be won. On top of this, I will tell you what the rest didn't. You will be able to camwhore like nobody business. Furthermore, you can actually snap a lot of new faces and then put in the watch list. See who's who and identify them. But remember, if you think you know who are those bugger bloggers, walk up to them and introduce yourself as "Some, Surname Hand". Who might know, that you eventually will fall in love with another blogger. See, there's so much of possibilities. Just need your time in the evening. Here is the Details of the Event again (in case you missed it) : Venue : Federal Hotel Skyroom, Kuala Lumpur Date : 9 March 2007 Time : 7 pm till 11 pm Dress code : Smart Casual Charge : RM35.00 - Inclusive of Buffet Dinner (eat all you can la!) and Drinks So, who will be going to the party? I see who goes then I go. No need see lar. when the time comes, no more place for you how? Like the chinese saying, "Sou Chou Kor Hor Mou Theng Darp" means that once the ShuZou wanted to cross river, no more boats for her. In English, I would say.. Make Hay While The Sun Shines We are expecting around 100 paxs and currently we have 30 plus seats left. Some more there are a lot haven't confirm their attendance to us. Please spare your time and drop us an email at tggenquiry@gmail.com.
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sexciting updates coming soon.
You know, in today fast moving world where everything is fast and hectic, we tend to keep everything simple and short. In other, KISS.
Today, I would like to that this opportunity to share with all my readers how to write an effective and superlative resignation letter. Of all the 4 format, I love this one:-
Dear Boss,
You know why i want to resign?
Since I worked for you, i have no time to blog anymore. When i don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don’t visit my blog anymore. When they don’t visit my blog anymore, my hits drop. When my hits drop, i become unhappy. When i become unhappy, i will eat a lot. When i eat a lot, i will get fat. When i get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image is affected, your business no good. When your business no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me. When you eat a lot, i’m afraid you will become fat, like me.
You see, Boss, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because i care for you. Boss.
So the conclusion is, i want to resign. Please let me go la.
Yours cheesily,
Ringo
Learn to write great letters.
If you are interested in letter writing in general you may want to look into the
history of writing for more info.
Last time, as I can recall that i used to cheat in the History class. This was because there’s too many dates, names and location I need to remember. Especially when it comes to the different golden era of each religion.
But now, we all no need to fear. If you think you are sucks in the religion but wanted to know more, here’s the link.
How has the geography of religion evolved over the centuries, and where has it sparked wars? Our map gives us a brief history of the world’s most well-known religions: Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Judaism. Selected periods of inter-religious bloodshed are also highlighted. Want to see 5,000 years of religion in 90 seconds? Ready, Set, Go!
Happy learning
Last night I was having my LatKyok annual dinner at Crystal Palm Seafood Restaurant near the Jalan Ipoh/Sentul area. It was organized by the LK chairperson and the damage? RM1,776 for 18 pax. Not bad since the food is tremendously good and the environment is nice. We brought in 2 liquor of Hennessey and Remy Martin.
It was during last night that I received SMS from Wingz stating there will be a meeting on the saturday afternoon for the discussion on the TogetherGather Party. Thus I have to sleep early that night but eventually I woke up at 12noon. Then, I on my way rushing to meet up with the rest whom already there. In fact, the Mr. Sky Keep You aka CKYeo is there also representing LinPeh. Wingz belanja us makan lunch and when we about to cabut, all was asking him for angpao.
He mentioned that he dun have any empty angpao so I quickly bring out the red packets and passed it to him. Now that he have empty angpao, then he should give angpao to all of us. You know how much he gives? RM 1.00. You know hor, its not the matter of the amount we received but it’s the angpao that counts. In fact, Wingz angpao is the first blogger angpao I have yet to received. You all dun jeles k?
Muahahaha.. and if u curse me lar, let the sky keep u after all.
How many of us understood the real meaning of Potentiality & Reality?
Not sure? Read this moral story and enjoy yourself.
AceOne: “Tell me LinPeh, what is the difference between “Potentiality” and “reality”?”
LinPeh: “I will show you”
LinPeh turns to ahLian and asks her: “Would you sleep with Robert Blueford for 1 million dollars”?
ahLian: “Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity”!
Then LinPeh asks his neighbour, ahHua, if she would sleep with Brad Pffitt for 1 million dollars?
ahHua:” Wow! Yes! he is my fantasy!”
So LinPeh turns to his elder son, Wingz and asks him: “Would you sleep with Tom Kruise for 1 million dollars”?
Wingz: “Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars! I would never hesitate!”
So the LinPeh turns back to AceOne saying:” You see,”Potentially” we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in “Reality” we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.
=.=
Due to the overwhelming request from my friends from previous employment, we went out for a CNY dinner session, at TongJing near the Danau Kota for 8 pax last night after consulting with LinPeh where to kau lui and lou sang at the same time.
There, we ordered a plate of lou sang for 8, another 5 dishes which cost about RM105. Damn expensive during CNY. So after the damage, they provide a complimentary lucky draw. One of my friend go and draw from the box. While he was doing it, I asked the waitress that we will be getting a can of Cock coke. She was smiling and I knew it that the gifts allocated won’t far fetched from 1 or 2 ringgit cost. It proves to be true when he drew a coupon “A can of complimentary soft drink”. Wtf??!!
We asked that what are those big grand prizes that they had. She pointed to the cashier counter and we saw plenty of soft toys. -.- Wtf??!! Better don’t put up the lucky draw as well. Or at least provide some desserts or free fruits better. Sigh*
One of the blog I frequently paying a visit to is nonetheless, the TiuNiaSing blog. I couldn’t come to myself that why would I go there often just to read his side of the story. Oh well, guess his alter ego brings satisfaction to me.
Anyway, I was surprised that Cisco is damn aggressively in their marketing campaign at least currently in the wireless area. After the introduction of Airespace and the new thin-AP, they are making a comeback by their security switches and the integration of their security portfolio families like ASA and stuff alike. Which I am not familar with since I tend towards other brand which I am not going to promote coz’ I am not being paid for doing so.
One thing good about Cisco is their willingness to spend on the marketing side whereby creating needs and demands. In fact, most companies in Malaysia tends to prefer Cisco and known as Cisco house. This perhaps is due to the awareness in the networking area whereby when you think about routers, Cisco. Switches, Cisco and on. But of course, this ended up as Cisco would be the “good to have” things in the network for most companies in Malaysia. However, most of these companies ended up with other than Cisco due to the issue of costing. The Malaysia market is basically defined by the buying power or the budget allocation.
Anyway not to far off the point of this entry, when I saw that TNS was blogging on Sponsored (Pay Per Post) on the Cisco solutions itself, it makes me wonder that what happened to other competitors of Cisco? Where does they stand? maybe Cisco have larger marketing fund as comparison to others? Ehm….
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