Remote Control Kamikaze

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Question: What would happened if Chinese scientists command pigeons via remote control?

Answer:  You get free kamikaze. By tying sufficient C4 on the pigeon, you can transport a flock of pigeon like those migration bird to one place. With the right amount of C4, you can blow the entire building. Hehehe. Do you think possible?

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Miss K Again – Part 1

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Well, let’s make this a final entry about her. She won’t be around for long and eventually the other day, I intentionally put up my blog on the msn. I knew that if she is free enough, she might be visiting the url on my nick. With God’s might, she did. How I know? Coz’ there’s one time she intentionally mentioning to other colleagues that “hizecool” is still at his workplace despite that the time was around 10pm.

Hopefully she learn to know that i’ve been labeling her as Miss K all these while. Anyway, what’s so wrong with her? Let me recap how sorhai she is lah. There are so many incidents that I might eventually afraid that I might miss out.

Incident 1
When I was meeting a new prospect, I have to bring her along so she could help me on the discussion on the appropriate solution. Unknown to me, she bring a voice recorder along. And she really record down the conversation with the prospect. OMFG. That is so embarrassing I tell you. What not. Well whenever the prospect was sharing about the technologies and solutions available and that he is aware of, you know what she did? she’ll just like brushing him off. Yalor. In fact, today this product can do this…. If i were the prospect, I would also feel that she is looking down on me.

Incident 2
She went on leave without notifying the admin. It was during the Hari Raya occassion whereby there’s actually 2 working days in between the public holiday and weekend. Since that we are working, she decided to call it a two day off. You know what excuses she told us? “I thought that these two days after Hari Raya, nobody is working. Thus I didn’t come back to office”

Incident 3
When she first joined the company, she suddenly gone missing. We were all surprised and not knowing where she was. Later we found out that she was at home. Furthermore, I was having a tender, the submission is around the corner and she was no where to be found in the office compound. Just by asking her to work on the proposal, she added that she couldn’t concentrate and need to go home to work since it is much quieter. What is think kind of excuses?

Incident 4
Another tender this time. But the groundwork was to conduct a site survey. She was assigned to conduct the site survey with me and the cabling partners. The session was arranged in the afternoon. So, at first I have an early appointment and afraid I couldn’t back to office on time which I requested her to meet me at the customer premise. However, I managed to reach back to office before lunch but she was no way to be found. I called her up, found that she was at home. The boss did asked where was she. Her excuse? She was working late for that day site survey. Wait a minute, what’s with the site survey that need to work and stayed up so late?

I asked her can she make it to office after lunch since I planning to go with 1 car instead? She confirmed to me that she will make it on time. So, after lunch with ample time I went to collect cakes. By the time I return back to office, she was yet to be found. I called her up and found out that she was still at home. She told me that she will be there later time.

Due to her ignorance, I have to drove her from premise A to premise B and back to premise A to collect her car. It took me more than 1 hour stuck in traffic congestion because we completed the site survey after 5pm. Like TNS say, Tiu!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summarization
She caused the boss to question me whether she is okay or not. The reason was she often seems high on drugs and or working part time/free lance at night that she seems so tired in office. Whether she serving customer or not.. I dunno.. hahaha
=.=

Well, that’s basically some of the incident I recalled and have dealt with her. However, stay tuned for part 2 whereby I will add in the other colleagues had their mishap dealing with her.

Other related link:-

http://hizecool.com/2006/09/30/miss-k/

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I Kena Bambu

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In the middle of last night, suddenly got sms coming in from the TogetherGather Committee member. He stated that he manage to get sponsorship to provide the program booklet. So, he need me to get all of the people who are coming to the party to come up with an article. An article with no more than 250 words about this party. Everyone must be special and different.

Since he was more senior than me, mah give him chance lor. Knowingly that I need to consolidate all of these articles by this weekend, the only solution I have on my mind was to go to every available blogs and post a comment regarding article submission. Fuiyoh, i tell you hor, luckily it is less than 100 people. If not, I’ll be die of hunger coz I work until 10.30pm visiting each and every blogs and commented there. Sampai terlupa makan malam.

Somemore this morning I was damn hectic and the wordpress doesn’t allow me to post a table listing all those attending the TGG party. Sienz. Luckily got one blogger damn free to consolidate and make it compatible in wordpress. Hence I am now able to present to all the list as below. In fact, you can go to any blogs and will find similarly the same. I just wanna to link them for the sake of linking…. :p

  1. Aceone
  2. Ahpek
  3. Angel
  4. Arif Sanchez
  5. Boss Stewie
  6. Brandon Teoh
  7. Bryan
  8. Chanlilian / 5xmom
  9. CKYEO
  10. Cocka
  11. Dale
  12. Dawn
  13. The Snark
  14. Earl Ku
  15. Eeleen
  16. gbyeow (oh… that’s me!)
  17. Golfnick
  18. Helen
  19. Huei
  20. Janice Looi
  21. Jason
  22. Jason KL Podcast
  23. Jolene
  24. Kenneth Chew
  25. Kenny Ng
  26. Kidchan
  27. King’s Wife
  28. Linpeh
  29. Lisan
  30. LMF
  31. Louiss Lim
  32. Mack
  33. Paul Tan
  34. Pennypupz
  35. Roger
  36. Rojaks / Wingz
  37. Sengkor
  38. ShaolinTiger
  39. Shireen
  40. Sotong / Kelvin
  41. Suanie
  42. Teeji
  43. VIP Guests
  44. Jason Mumbles
  45. Zewt
  46. Yatz

Convinced yet? Ehm… Even last night I kena bambu by some bloggers coz I asked them personally to work on the article. icon sad I Kena Bambu It’s not an option not to write the article. But it’s an option not to disclose your age. icon biggrin I Kena Bambu

Last but not least, we have the first submission on the article. Hopefully it is printed according the the first come first serve. See, he got to be the first. have to ask the sponsor “an chua”" eh sai bor?” 
One more thing, Wingz says

“So put on your blogging cap and start writing!!! At least next time you can dig the book outta your storeroom and tell your chewdrens “See? See? Daddy last time got attend bloggers gathering wan!” LOL! “

I says

“Next time when you cannot dig the book from your storeroom, you can go to the national archive and found Wingz mia pihkures there… LOL! And who know that the book will be one of the reference book for the course title in university “101 How to be a blogger and how to blog”. Silap haribulan, they’ll quote ur article leh. Dun play play I tell u.”

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Last but not least we are truly sincerely for the above sponsors for the support and contributions for this event.

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