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You know, in today fast moving world where everything is fast and hectic, we tend to keep everything simple and short. In other, KISS.

Today, I would like to that this opportunity to share with all my readers how to write an effective and superlative resignation letter. Of all the 4 format, I love this one:-

Dear Boss,

You know why i want to resign?

Since I worked for you, i have no time to blog anymore. When i don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don’t visit my blog anymore. When they don’t visit my blog anymore, my hits drop. When my hits drop, i become unhappy. When i become unhappy, i will eat a lot. When i eat a lot, i will get fat. When i get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image is affected, your business no good. When your business no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me. When you eat a lot, i’m afraid you will become fat, like me.

You see, Boss, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because i care for you. Boss.

So the conclusion is, i want to resign. Please let me go la.

Yours cheesily,

Ringo

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Therefore, you see that we need to be honest to ourselves and the company also have to be true to themselves. They must know that most of their employees blog nowadays. So, besides the typical lunch hour, we also must provide additional 2 hours for them to blog. Can consider or not ah, boss?This community service is proudly presented by me by copy and paste from the email attached. *p/s: The search keyword that gives me the highest hit recently is the “josepha lim”. I guess he does really leave a lot of marks around. *

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