A middle aged man, ahBeng had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table he had a near death experience. Seeing God
he asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
While on the operating table he had a near death experience. Seeing God
he asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
” Upon recovery, ahBeng decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction,
and 6-pack. He even had someone come in and change his look to be like Linpeh.
Since he had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
Since he had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After his last operation, his was released from the hospital.  While crossing the street on his way Home, he was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, he demanded, “I thought you said I had another 40 years?
Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”
(You’ll love this!!!)
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“I didn’t recognize you lar AhBeng, I tot you are LinPeh!”
On this day..
- Linpeh First Kiss - 2007
- Italian Girl - 2007
- The Time Has Come - 2007
- Secret to succeed in examination - 2007
- Stressed inside out - 2007
- Hospitality at its best - 2006
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