from AhBeng to Linpeh

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A middle aged man, ahBeng had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table he had a near death experience. Seeing God
he asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
” Upon recovery, ahBeng decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction,
and 6-pack. He even had someone come in and change his look to be like Linpeh.
Since he had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After his last operation, his was released from the hospital.  While crossing the street on his way Home, he was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, he demanded, “I thought you said I had another 40 years?

Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”

(You’ll love this!!!)

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“I didn’t recognize you lar AhBeng, I tot you are LinPeh!”

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The Time Has Come

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It’s the time. The blogs can top the presses. This mean the mainstream of the media. Believe it or not, NuffNang will be your next best friend.

With the recent media and press coverage in Malaysia, we know the time has come. The era of blogging. Whereby people meets people through internet. Some say he found his true love online. Through blogging people. Hehehe… And guess what, our government finally decided to work on the cyber law after all. But it takes like 10 years ago thing when i started with the Internet thingy.

I do agree with the fact that we as bloggers need to be responsible for what we say. But when someone say that we are spreading lies? That’s stereotyping!!! It’s too absurd. In fact, there are certain blogs and most blogs are dedicated to certain subjects. For example, you can find a blog where it talks about all about Heineken. How’s the beer produce. Smoothness and etc. From every corner of the earth on the Heineken. Maybe the manufacturer themselves might miss that out too. Or we can have a blog about IT. For example, Cisco CS-MARS blog that I came upon recently. The information provided are vast and rich whereby I couldn’t find it anywhere on the internet/search engine.

Since now that we are on paper, I believe and am sure that the number of blogs in Malaysia will grow tremendously. I heard from Ming that Malaysia blogsphere are more happening than Singapore. I’m not sure about that but I do agree that if Malaysia at this size can had a party, why can’t Singapore’s blogsphere had this similar party too?? *laff at Sillypore*
Just .. majulah blog untuk negara.. *muahahaha*

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Secret to succeed in examination

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Those who know me last time, often claim that I am one of the top students. Be it in kindergarten, primary, secondary or even at college time. In fact, I'm not going to boast about how good I am or tell you my results like I scored 44 A's for UPSR, 99 A's for SPM and so on. Of course there are some people got shitty result in UPSR also still dare to sms LinPeh for SPM result. =.=' Straight to the point, that today I gonna tell you how to do well in exam. Nope. it's not about how to cheat. It's how to prove yourself to be successful and adapt yourself in real life. If you don't know, asked. Asked and you will be given. Seeks and you will find. So, below is one of the most standard/typical question in the mathematics.

findx Secret to succeed in examination

The above question is actually reflecting the logic behind the question. The question asked about finding x. Not the value of x. Hence, it is arguable if you are being questioned.

ramp Secret to succeed in examination

This is a smart answer for the above question. Undeniable, he are using elephant to replace the 3-kg object as to simulate the above condition. If successfully done, then he had the answer for above question. Yet, we don't just learn theoretically but practically as well.

proton Secret to succeed in examination

Instead of applying to something he had no interest in, the candidate is a brilliant student. I tell you from the way he can draw and relate the co-relation between the calculus and identity.

cat Secret to succeed in examination

This student has common sense. How to examine if one doesn't have the equipment. Just by the eye. Look at it then you will know. Like how to determine it's a male or female?

curve Secret to succeed in examination

This question asked about the shape of the graph. Not the meaning of the graph representing. So, it's arguable why the examiner is wrong in examining the answer.

expand Secret to succeed in examination

And if you asked to expand, expand what? (a+b)^n ??? And some more the teacher commented it is funny. It's so sarcastic!!!!

heat Secret to succeed in examination

You can't deny a person like that. You asked an open question. Therefore you must expect an open answer. This is a note to all the examiner, that we the candidates are smart!!! Simply because we have the logic. Just because he slept with his boss' wife

math2 Secret to succeed in examination

This actually reflects that what happened if you put in too many formulas inside. So, this is also a note to all the manufacturer. If you put in too many formulas into any milk powder watever, like DHA, NHA and wat so ever, ended will be like the answer above.

triangle Secret to succeed in examination

Last but not least, we need to respect the audacity of this candidate. Dare to fail and I'm sure he/she in future will be successful. *anyway, if you have no place to turn to further your education, please fill free to enrol in Lin Cock Wingz University

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