Who is the fastest?

Under the Sun

Ooooo….In the jungle, the mighty jungle whers the lion sleeps tonight…

 

Deep down inside the jungle, lives 3 little vampires. They are Linpeh, Kenny and Nicole. So, one day night, they gathered around and tok kok sing song. Out of nowhere LinPeh bragged about how good he is and how fast he can suck the human's blood out. Kenny and Nicole also don't believe him. 

 

Hence there where is the challenge come up. Nicole told Linpeh to prove to them that he can travel to the city and suck of a human's blood. Linpeh took the challenge and swift…. he was gone. 3 hours later Linpeh returned. His lips were red covered with blood. Linpeh shared that he have to travel all the way down to the city to find blood to suck. Night time nowadays city so bright. Like they no need to sleep. So he had to be careful not being caught.

 

Kenny doesn't seem impressed at all. He told Linpeh he can do better. With a spilt of second, Kenny was gone. Half an hour later, he was back with his mouth full of blood dripping out. Kenny said that he travelled to the near village where people sleep early. No electricity. Easy to do business there.

 

Nicole seeing that so much of fun the two guys are having, she also wanted to try and see how fast she can go to suck a human's blood. So, off she goes in a blink of an eye. Less than 3 seconds, she was back. Now, even her entire face was covered with blood. Both Linpeh and Kenny were surprise to see her back so soon. With blood covered her face. They asked her how she did it.

 

Nicole told them that she was so sexcited that on her flight, she hit a tree with her face. Thats explain why her face was covered blood because she didn't pay attention to her route. Bang! Face on the tree.

 

So, after the story… here comes the moral. What is the moral of the story? Please choose one of them. It's a multiple choice question.

 

  1. Look before you leap. (meaning think before you act)

  2. Women are lousy drivers.
  3. When people sexcited, they tend to lose focus
  4. Bragging do you no good.
  5. None of the above.

 

 

On this day..

4 Responses to “Who is the fastest?”

  1. Hallajs Says:
    April 27th, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    I’d DEFINATELY pick number 2 :)
    u r mean.

  2. Lin Peh Says:
    April 27th, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    Sorhai la ! Lin Peh expert in suck nen nen only ! LOL!
    suck blood doesn’t mean u have to suck at the neck lar. Nen nen also can wat.

  3. Sasha Says:
    April 30th, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    cos lady vampire in BM is called Langsuir…Manyak SUEH ! thats why bang the tree la.
    hahaha… shasha also bla bla bla then langgar tree

  4. ckyeo Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    I wan nicole suck my blood…suck till dry also nevamind!!
    suck ur white ink is it?

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