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Never in my life I ever feel so burn out. Ok. maybe I did but it's been a long time and I already forgotten about it. What you guys do when really stressed out max. Fatigue. Tired. Exhausted. Whatever you call it. 

I just want a break off my daily routine. Right now, I wanted to go for a spa. Sitting in a hot tub, resting. Soaked with aromatherapy oil. A warm massage and half an hour ear candling. Maybe a masque and back rub would do too.

Wtf! I sounds sissy huh for the above paragraph right!!! In fact, all I wanted is nothing much. Just break away from my daily routine. Like Huei says, everyday thinking of dragging the leg back to work is like wanting to die like that. Maybe an intense workout. Adrenalin pumping. Paintball?! Jungle trekking or n4s?! I don't know. 

Need to rejuvenate myself once more, especially when I need not only being on the frontline but also dealing with people within, in their comfort zone. But with your comments condemn encouragement, I will have the strength to carry on.

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Ooooo….In the jungle, the mighty jungle whers the lion sleeps tonight…

Deep down inside the jungle, lives 3 little vampires. They are Linpeh, Kenny and Nicole. So, one day night, they gathered around and tok kok sing song. Out of nowhere LinPeh bragged about how good he is and how fast he can suck the human's blood out. Kenny and Nicole also don't believe him. 

Hence there where is the challenge come up. Nicole told Linpeh to prove to them that he can travel to the city and suck of a human's blood. Linpeh took the challenge and swift…. he was gone. 3 hours later Linpeh returned. His lips were red covered with blood. Linpeh shared that he have to travel all the way down to the city to find blood to suck. Night time nowadays city so bright. Like they no need to sleep. So he had to be careful not being caught.

Kenny doesn't seem impressed at all. He told Linpeh he can do better. With a spilt of second, Kenny was gone. Half an hour later, he was back with his mouth full of blood dripping out. Kenny said that he travelled to the near village where people sleep early. No electricity. Easy to do business there.

Nicole seeing that so much of fun the two guys are having, she also wanted to try and see how fast she can go to suck a human's blood. So, off she goes in a blink of an eye. Less than 3 seconds, she was back. Now, even her entire face was covered with blood. Both Linpeh and Kenny were surprise to see her back so soon. With blood covered her face. They asked her how she did it.

Nicole told them that she was so sexcited that on her flight, she hit a tree with her face. Thats explain why her face was covered blood because she didn't pay attention to her route. Bang! Face on the tree.

So, after the story… here comes the moral. What is the moral of the story? Please choose one of them. It's a multiple choice question.

1. Look before you leap. (meaning think before you act)

2. Women are lousy drivers.
3. When people sexcited, they tend to lose focus
4. Bragging do you no good.
5. None of the above.

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Long long time ago, there's a legendary hunter by the name of AhPek. Everyone in the town knew about AhPek ability in hunting. He was nicknamed as The Haunted Hunter.

AhPek was blessed with 4 sons. The eldest son was named AceOne, since he was the first child. AhPek wanted AceOne to be like him, number one and is the ace among the ace. So, being the first child AceOne knew that he need to be the role model for the rest of his siblings. That's why he had been very hardworking and a good student of his father.

The second child was named SkyKeepYou, as the child was a gift and being able to conceive the child at the very late age was a miracle too. Therefore, SkyKeepYou since at his young age always admiring the clouds. AhPek occassionally will whack him for daydreaming too much. Never in his life wanted to hunt the hunt, rabbit. 

Wingz was the third child. Since young, he always admire the birds and the bees. They all got wings according to AhPek. Once a while, Wingz will asked his brother to check at his back see if he got wings or not. AhPek sometimes also think his third son got screw fell loose.

The last child was named AhBeng. AhBeng was AhPek's dearest. Energetic and fast learner, AhBeng was the only one that able learn all AhPek skills among the siblings.

Now that AhPek is getting old and planning to retire. So to be successor to his profession and pass his slingshot to the successor, he decided to give 4 of them the trial of their life. One fine day, he asked them to meet him at the countryside hilltop along with their bows and arrows. When everyone was there, AhPek asked them whether they know why they were called upon today.

AceOne being the eldest and always wanted to be his brother role model quickly step out to answer AhPek question. He say that he knew AhPek wanted someone to take over his job as a hunter. Hence, AhPek nodded in agreement. The next question AhPek post was "What can you see from here?"

AcOne replied, "I can see the Sun, the mountains, the greens, the clouds, the birds, the river and the deer…" but was cut short by AhPek. Then AhPek turn his head towards SkyKeepYou to seek an answer from him. SkyKeepYou replied "Dad, I see the beautiful clouds, in a form of apple, then there's this one at your right looks like a rabbit". Then Wingz quickly interrupt by stating that he saw "birds with wings!!! See, birdies….fly birdie fly" while pointing at a flock of birds and mimic the birds flying. 

AhPek sighed and turn to look at AhBeng. AhBeng with his pair of sharp eyes, took his right hand up and pointed to the downhill. He told AhPek that he only saw the deer. That was the answer AhPek been seeking and finally, he knew who is his successor.

The moral of the story are aplenty. In fact, this story encompassed a few key characters which has nothing to do with the living.

1. A hunter must always hunt. Not the hunter being hunted. Therefore a hunter must always know what is their hunt. They need to have this objective in mind all the time. Same goes to us. Everyday we wake up, what is our objective?

2. Now you know why Wingz always come out with AhBeng jokes or not? He sibeh beh song ((not happy with)) AhBeng already.
3. You tell me lar 

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