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The last whole week, SkyKeepYou always getting sleepy and caught him doozing off in the office. So one day, his boss asked him why that he always like that. Seems lack of sleep. Asked him what he do at night. Here’s his answer to his boss and the boss also laff at him

He told me and Wingz over the other night that the sleepless night is due to his conversation with his girlfriend, Ah Lian over the phone….

SkyKeepYou(SKY): sei loh.. abit sleepy tim.. (everyday’s word)
AhLian (AL): u wanna sleep d ar?? (again?)
SKY: nolah.. what could be more important than u..i no talk to u whole day liao.. but feels like ages..miss u so much.. i love u (get some nice words from chicken soup book)
AL: (happier).. lie lah.. ok lah.. sleepy tell me ok..
SKY: okok! we chat a while more ok..
AL: ok!
SKY: aiyah.. very shit la.. ahWing, Kenny and Golfnick ajak me go play golf tomoro 5am woh.. (think of the earliest n most reasonable time).. so early..duno can wake up or not tim..
AL: dun go loh then..(yesterday football, today basketball, tomoro sure baseball one lah)
SKY: (smack on the head.. sei lor.. y today different phrase geh..).. cannot.. not shud go or !not.. i scared tomoro no tenaga¹ play ar.. need enuf sleep ma..
AL: then r.. sleep earli loh..(merajuking)²
SKY: then u how r??
AL: dun worry bout me.. u sleep la DARLING..ok! goodnight..(talking very very sweet)
SKY: goodnight (blessing) (my dream came true..now i can sleep peacefully)

*Before SKY can hang up the phone, his gf Ah Lian added…

AL: then I shall call AceOne to chit chat..(gals aso quite smart leh) (AceOne is SKY’s greatest enemy..also like ah lian one)
SKY: (wat the F%^%$) ma foo lat!!! you call him for wut?
AL: nothing la.. i boring ma.. u sleep so i call him chit chat loh.. so long no call him liao.. siu siu MISS HIM tim..(wahahahah)
SKY: (tiu, ham ka ling, cebai, farker) actually i not that sleepy aso..
AL: har?? not sleepy?? tomoro u got golf game with them woh..(acting innocent)
SKY: (sounds abit angry)they all not important.. i chat wit u.. u no nid call that F MOTHER!
AL: ooo.. ok loh then.. we chat sin loh.. what wanna talk about?
SKY: [eyes going to close] anything.. u like..
AL: oh. . yesterday i go sunway pyramid.. i buy this padini skirt.. a green color shirt n bla bla bla den i got mid valley buy…. bla bla.. then i go KLCC buy… bla bla…. offer ar..RM 300 plus oni..(600 words)
SKY: what! ma foo lat!!! pasar malam aso got lah.. buy 1 free 5 ar..[eyes closing]
AL: cheh! AceOne say pasar malam one not good ar.. the quality cloth tak baik..(i noe u closing eyes d)
SKY: (AceOne again.. dun let me c him).. aiyah..then u like loh..
AL: then AceOne say i wear the padini skirt very beautiful woh..(wahaha)
SKY: (fully awake in great shock, with his eyes wide opened) WHEN HE C U?
AL: just now loh.. in lot 10..
SKY: (ah diu lor…. get the fark outha here) y u go with him one??
AL: u aso duwan go with me.. yday u sleep..AceOne call me.. ajak me chut kai kai ma..
SKY: (feels that he has no place in her heart anymore).. i LOVE U…. AH LIAN
AL: thank you.. i sleepy loh..goodnight lah
SKY: (happier abit but angry n moodless) ooo.. ok la.. goodnite..

*Before SKY can hang up the phone, his gf Ah Lian added…

SKY: i’ll always love u..
*toot toot toot toot*
SKY:(diu.. idiotic AceOne.. tomoro smack u with my two brass golf balls)

Ah Lian sleep happily.. Being so evil.. SKY kenot sleep.. thinking the gf will be dirampas³ AceOne anytime.. not in peace.. aihz!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, now we all know why these days CKYeo always sleepy one.

On this day..

• Ah Tung Car Wash @ Bandar Baru Puchong - 2008
• Confuse about sex - 2008
• So! Shiver me timbers, here's Nuffnang - 2007
• One Month Bonus? - 2007
• From Email - 2005

1. energy [↩]
2. she is sulking from SKY attitude [↩]
3. being hitched by [↩]