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Did you know that besides OLin products range provided by LinPeh, he also working on a new secret project on the aphrodisiac products. As a pilot porject, he have to try it in a remotely secret and hidden area – undisclosed location.

This pharmacy operates 24 hours a day. Let you take a sneak peek first of his shop.

This is the whole stack of linpeh’s drug – since year 1967
 

This is how linpeh’s shop look like. Very spacious and cheap too….
 

You take a look at the right – that one is LinPeh lor. Now you all know how does Linpeh look like. He sure gone MIA and will find his SKY to keep me. =.=”
 

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Little did I know what was happening but I saw on my msn – FUCK! Maybank2u going to charge RM10/month. The first thought that came into my mind was that what the hell is happening? That’s going to cost me RM120 per year. And just for paying bills online and making few transaction will cost me that much of amount? How about those just use it once or twice a year? this can’t be it… its a rip off.

First of all, all of the banks in this country operates 5 days a week. 8.30am to 4pm. With majority is working during this period, how do we have the time to go to the bank physically? Now that the other option we have was the machines provided for our use, for example ATMs, Cash Deposit Machine and even Cheques Deposit often goes out of order, we have to resort to the online system – namely over the Internet.

With more and more online users that relying for example the Maybank2u.com.my, they decided to put on the charges for usage of its online system. I thought it is suppose to be a value added service since the bank operates 5 days a week, and it serves to ease their customers!!!! I could be wrong. yeah right. WTF!!!

Fine. I’ve come to conclusion. boycott!!!

***Additional***

18. Fees and Charges
18.1 You acknowledge that the Bank shall be entitled to levy or impose service charges or transaction fees from time to time in respect of your use of or access to the Internet Banking Services.

18.2 You acknowledge that you are responsible for all charges imposed by service providers in enabling you to access and/or connect to the Internet Banking Services. You are also responsible for any fees and charges imposed by any Network Service Provider.

18.3 Subject to the Account Terms of your Account(s), you acknowledge that the Bank reserves the right to debit your relevant Account(s) for any amounts due under clause 18.1, 18.2 and any Government charges, stamp duties or taxes payable as a result of the use of the Internet Banking Services.

So what next?!

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Last week, my friend went for an interview in an multi inter stellar company which scattered all over the 9 planets. During the interview process, he was thrown few questions as below. He couldn’t answer it so he came to me for answer. Since that I believe that the bloggers are the smartest living being on the face of earth due to the existence of Google, so I post the equestions here.

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? OOpps…
6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
10. If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???

Get back to work, NOW !!!!!!!!!

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