HizeCool

In conjunction with the National Budget, I also have work out my own budget for the year. So called erection budget lar - or I shall put it traffic surge budget. More people to come here and more people to click on it.

Armed with the annual revenue of RM147.093 billion, the budget will zuperceded with annual expenditures of RM176.9 billion. The breakdown of my budget as below:-

Front Corridor
I told my mom that we need to improve. Starting somewhere, front corridor is far more upmost important of all. Here’s the illustration of the front corridor to be done with the budget.

North Corridor
Based on the Feng Shui sifu - SkyKeepYou, I need to develop a high class corridor to welcome the Northern piaomei wor. Somemore Northern there got a lot of Hua Ren International Skool Piaomeis, so better be prepare in case
they come down for YAMATE… =.=”

South Corridor
Wingz say he not enough money. So literally asked me if I could do a portion of project for him so he can make a bit from here and there. I also derno what he wanted so basically I asked him “You Propose Lar” which in return I got this South Corridor….

East Corridor
Nothing much except grass. Ask those who there eat grass nia. Taiwan grass somemore. Hahahaa

West Corridor
While everyone got their corridor, I decided that West Corridor has to be mine. Dun care already. Now that I wanted a swimming pool and hot tub so I can bring piao meis for yamate and skin dipping. Heheh~

But handing it over to Kenny Ng to work my corridors for my house, he ended up with this the next year. I can predict future..fu-yoh~

this time really ‘O’ Cococunt adi. Coz he planted few coconut trees.

In near distance future, this will be the transcript …

P1 : Spotted student motorist with no helmet on.

P2 : Ignore it.

P1 : dun wanna chase them? no helmet, uniform.. maybe ponteng kot? mungkin takde license?

P2 : So?

P1 : We can go drink at oldtown. Coffee.

P2 : nope. Later they go langgar Waja.

P1 : =.=’

P2 : sumore might get sued.

I have to work. *frown*
My boss doesn’t allowed me. *smack with a large trout fish*

No lah. It is wasn’t an opening I expected of. In fact, I wanted to take two days leave but due to the “lack of sales” I couldn’t get 2 days off. Anyway, back to the intended post. Which I ripped a little idea of her. Here how it goes for me…

I was birth to this place called EARTH. Tentative about the things around,as a result i’m learning to muddle through with every possible help i can find… or otherwise .. help comes to me..hehe.. ( i guess God must have sent His angels ).

We often associate sorrows, bitters, sadness and everything not good with rain. But just like God promise, after rain we will see the rainbow. It is true. Whenever after the rain, just look upon the sky and you’ll see the rainbow. If not, you can make a rainbow yourself. Just that after a quarter of the century on the place of Earth, it was due to all the wonderful friends I have and came to know. Those that were short term, long term or forever, indeed they are angel in disguise.

So, today it is my birthday. A quarter century old. Not so old and not so young. What will the rest of the years store for me? I shall be venture down the road, making new chapters of my life. Embarking on a new story. Perhaps a new hope. New frontier.

In a nutshell, happy birthday to me. Yayyyy!!!

“I’m getting sick of pretending to be excited every time it’s somebody’s birthday. What is the big deal? How many times do we have to celebrate that someone was born? Every year, over and over … All you did was not die for twelve months.”

- Jerry Sienfeld

As for me, here’s how I would like it to be.

I’m getting sick of pretending to be excited every time it’s somebody’s birthday except mine… which I truly think highly of it.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it …. just once.

The author is unknown. So if anyone know, do share with me.

It was a good point, and maybe whoever who come out with such quote may no ceased to survive. How can he comprehend the ordeal of forgetting his wife’s birthday? After all, she was the one sleeping next to you.

Imagine all the treatment she giving out. The physical love - the touching, whacking and smacking. The emotional treatment of plain cold war. Cool~

Is it Firefox? Is it Internet Explorer? Or …. Netscape?

Nope. The answer lies is the Opera. Taken from the site here, they have run a test and shows that the Opera runs faster and slightly worth to be considered as a contender for the browser market. Ehm…

Opera claims that the latest version is faster than ever before, and our experience bears this out. When running various JavaScript speed tests, Opera 9.5 scored slightly higher (281ms) than the previous released version, 9.23 (546ms). And Opera 9.x, let it be known, smacks silly the likes of Firefox and Internet Explorer, which tend to have results in the 900-1500ms range on this test machine (a 1.8 GHz Core 2 Duo with 2GB RAM). Opera was 50 percent faster on average than Firefox, and 100 percent faster than IE7 on Windows Vista, for instance. (In all versions, the speed of the test depends on how many tabs are open, so your results may vary. In our experience, Opera always came out on top.)

The only person I recently find is a big fan of Opera is none other than mr. Linpeh himself. He is my tester for new theme. Anything that we need to ensure that the user experience on the design as well as the presentation, he is the one and only person I can talk to regarding the feedback from using the Opera.

Opera anyone? It’s not free tho’ and I hate to use it when there’s free ads. :/

Here’s the video clip of the Osim uSqueeze launching in KLCC, by Taiwanese famous model - Lin Chi Ling last Friday.

Conclusion : The largest Malaysian Single Male gathering ever in year 2007.

Additional : Everyone carry their tool around. Some big. Some short. Some long. Some small.

Overacted : A man in his 60s climbed over to a higher platform to catch a glimpse of Lin Chi Ling.

Cool : Linpeh and I was eating KFC while looking at platform where the uSqueeze event was held.

It has been a while since my last follow up on Hishiko. In fact, I never tuned in to the dummy box for the show until few nights ago.

Little did I know that she managed to survive up to the top 5. Does she still there? I don’t know. It has been pretty bad times for her. But she’s tough kind of a gal. So far as I know of.

If you think she’s good and wanted to support her, here’s some of her sms recently.

pls watch our show 2nite 9:30pm at ntv7 oh~ we spent more than 30 hours non-stoply to shoot this e~ and kindly hope tat if u like my performance pls vote for me ya~ type STAR (space) HISHIKO and send to 36877. thk u~! ^^

*dated on August 24,2007*

and

Due to the merdeka special programme, Our show for tonight had delay to 11pm at ntv7. Pls vote for me as my vote is the lowest now.. Kindly need ur help here.. Pls type STAR (space) HISHIKO and send to 36877. The vote is start counting now until 2mrw 8pm. Thank u so much! Happy national day~!! ^^

*dated on August 31,2007*

Well, what do you think? Does she worth your vote?

Taken from Reuters, I personally believe that we can apply the same situation in Nepal over here in Malaysia.

KATHMANDU (Reuters) - Officials at Nepal’s state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday.

Nepal Airlines, which has two Boeing aircraft, has had to suspend some services in recent weeks due the problem.

The goats were sacrificed in front of the troublesome aircraft Sunday at Nepal’s only international airport in Kathmandu in accordance with Hindu traditions, an official said.

“The snag in the plane has now been fixed and the aircraft has resumed its flights,” said Raju K.C., a senior airline official, without explaining what the problem had been.

Local media last week blamed the company’s woes on an electrical fault. The carrier runs international flights to five cities in Asia.

It is common in Nepal to sacrifice animals like goats and buffaloes to appease different Hindu deities.

Knowing that we having an slight issue about being PIG PRODUCER, of the big hoohaa. The amount of 50000 of pigs can be easily reduced. Here’s how. Try to link between the pig sacrifices. Everyone does it. Hongkies does it when they are going for the movie shooting or stuff like that. We chinese use it to “pai thee kong”¹

“I think many farms were operating without proper licences and local people were complaining about the smell and water pollution.” Malacca does not want to emerge as Malaysia’s biggest pig producer, with a swine population estimated at 160,000, state chief minister Mohamad Ali Rustam said last month, according to media reports.

So, imagine the win-win situation. If we can use all the pigs by paying the farmers for the meat and use it when everytime there’s a campaign running as we called it “tai kong fun chu yuk” (grandfather distribute the meat), it is benefitial and not going to waste. Look how manyt it can feed. Think of those who are starving in Africa.

This is a community service by HizeCool

1. praying for the sky god [↩]

She was pissed. Screw the screwdrivers and its highly price. I was like… ehm.

Then there’s this initiative for the explaination and answers.

What will it be? What is the outcome?

We will have to start with the committee to getting down into the matters. A committee or workgroup to study the matter which will runs for the next 6 months. By that time, Malaysia Mudah Lupa.