This is the real story behind Lin Cock Wingz University. One day, a foreign consultant went to inspect LCW’s office to certify the ISO system which has made the record breaking in the world history. What record, no one knows to date.
The bosses showed him around the office to inspect the system. He noticed that the bosses kept on talking and everyone in the office were very quiet, despite the are errs and so on.
After the inspection, the first boss, Linpeh was asking him how was his ISO system. The consultant was puzzled because he had not seen any ISO system in place, be it in the practise or the documentation. He replied,” Tan Sri Wingz, I did not see any ISO being practiced in your office.”
Then Cocka was agitated by his remark. He said,” What do you mean no ISO. Didn’t you see my ISO being used in the office? KNN, do you know how many piao mei come to enrol?”
The Consultant sarcastically said,”Tun Cocka, what type of ISO are you using?”
Then three of them proudly replied, “ISO means I Say Only and that is the one I used! To make it efficient, only one boss come a day so they listen to one of us only at a day.”
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