Looking for Stephanie

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Due to the bad economic and worse cashflow, my boss not only urge me but threatening me to go and collect debt from the customer. Hence, want or don’t want I have to do it.

There’s one customer which I used to contact pertaining the payment. However since that for the past 1 year there isn’t much dealing, the account lady I forgotten her name. Hence, here’s my first conversation / phone call.

Operator : Hello. XXXX company.
Me : Hi there. Can you pass me to Stephanie from Accounts/Finance department?
Operator : One moment.

*** waiting song ***

*someone answered…*
Me : Hi there.. Stephanie?
Charlie : Stephanie on leave today wor. Who’s there?
Me : I’m from XYZ and hereby wanted to check on the payment status. Anyone can help me?
Charlie : what you wanna check? Marketing invoice? Quote or?
Me : Huh….? No no. I wanted to check on the payment status.
Charlie : for what? You want quote?
Me : urgh.. no. Accounts Department ?
Charlie : This is Marketing department…
Me : ok. Nvm.. I call the operator again.

*Another attempt*

Operator : Hello. XXXX company.
Me : Hi there. Can you pass me to Accounts/Finance department?
Operator : One moment.

Johnny : Hi. Finance department.
Me : Hi there.. I’m calling from XYZ to enquire about the payment status. Is Stephanie in?
Johnny : Stephanie in Marketing department.
Me : Huh? Last time I also talked to Stephanie on the payment 1….
Johnny : You SURE you talked to the right person?

*I kept silence. Suddenly realised that the person I talked to last time wasn’t Stephanie.*

Me : uhm. I think I recalled the wrong person. It suppose to be Sam.
Johnny : Sam! Ah.. now u making sense.
Me : …. =.=”
Johnny : She is engaged on the other line. Mind call back later?
Me : ok..

*hang up with such embarassment*

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Being Tag for the Gag

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It’s been sometime since I last tagged or being tagged. Damn, I didn’t do any of the tag, hence the penalty is upon me. Well, let me try this out since I am slacking @ work. Yes. @ work after 7.30pm!!!! Mind you.

Here how it goes…. Using D as Dale.

Simple instructions :

Use the first letter of your name to answer each question. Must be places, names … nothing made up. You can’t use your own name for the boy/girl’s name question. If you get stuck, skip to the next one.

Famous Singer: D……
Four Letter Word: Duck
Street: D…….
Colour: Dark Blue
Gifts/Present: Dildo
Vehicle: Datsun
Things in Souvenir Shop: Drapes
Boy Name: Dick
Girl Name: Denise
Movie title: Deathnote
Drink: Durian Juice
Occupation: Douche Bag
Celebrity: Dennis Rodman
Magazine: D……..
U.S. City: Delaware
Pro Sports: Duck Shooting
Fruit: Durian
Reason for Being Late to work: Dreadful to wake up to work
Something you throw away: Dirt
Something you shout: diu!!!

Tagging the Next Few Victi…..I mean Bloggers
I hereby tagged :

SkeyKeepYou.(he no update for 3 years and 8 months already)

Good luck.

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Quote of the Day

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“If you have a job without aggravations, you don’t have a job”

-Malcolm Forbes

Looks as it there were so much of complains every now and then. But it’s true. My friend often tell me it is the conflict of interest. Why I asked. His explaination was plain simple.

First of all, the boss pay you for 8 hours a day job. Hence he expect you to work your asses of for additional few more hours. Better still if there’s no overtime claims on it.

Secondly given the fixed amount of annual leave, x, it is best that you got yourself forfeited the annual leave in this case denoted as n. Instead of working x number of days per year, you work x+n number of day. That n is the profit he gained.

Last he is a capitalist in the capitalism society whereby he tried his hard to capitalize you. Yes, you…

So, now you know…

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