Ways That Will Win Your Election

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As we see there are plenty of the erection of the flags all over the country, we know the fight is getting intense. Every political parties wanted to secure themselves in the Parliament seats. In that case, what can be done to confirm such success?

The temperature is rising. Everyone is thinking what will be the next best move? Fear no longer. After a long observation, I have come into conclusion that there are only a few. Yes, nothing more and nothing less that will win your election. A clean sweep. Here is the list:-

  1. Give Promises – Citizen are buying it like kids
    • Promise the people that there will be no longer a MP can built a large bungalow, starting a sate shop and getting away by declaring it openly? And by doing open house annually does not give the immunity as well. icon biggrin Ways That Will Win Your Election
  2. Tell them story – Citizens can be bought with the story
    • If you tell them that if you were voted, then there will be more characters from the VK Lingam’s video. Just like mr. Kira slowly disclosing the artists involved in the Edison Chen sex scandal. (p/s: please do not ask me for the sex photos, I don’t have it. Ask from CKYeo)

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  • ahmog

    Next best move:

    Vote ballot boxes are kept in the BN Police Stations for “security”. Saboteur agents vandalise and change all votes to BN. Save some for opposition to “make a convincing show”.

    Next day, BN happy & BN Police Happy.. Next BN punish opposition party to raise prices .. BN crony lagi more profit.

    Should this election go wrong… many people would have lost hope for this country.. leave to Thailand or other countries that they can afford.

    Opposition supporters leave… country replaced by BN supporters? They wish.. even more illegal immigrants will come and fill up the gap faster than BN supporters.

    i’ll tell u more. just came back from the Anwar & Tian Chua ceramah.

  • ahmog

    Next best move:

    Vote ballot boxes are kept in the BN Police Stations for “security”. Saboteur agents vandalise and change all votes to BN. Save some for opposition to “make a convincing show”.

    Next day, BN happy & BN Police Happy.. Next BN punish opposition party to raise prices .. BN crony lagi more profit.

    Should this election go wrong… many people would have lost hope for this country.. leave to Thailand or other countries that they can afford.

    Opposition supporters leave… country replaced by BN supporters? They wish.. even more illegal immigrants will come and fill up the gap faster than BN supporters.

    i’ll tell u more. just came back from the Anwar & Tian Chua ceramah.

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