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Just when you think Monday sucks, how you wish you can jump out of an airplane without anything? barely naked? I would say no parachute skydiving!!

Or laugh yourself at the so-called CEO with his identity theft despite being the boss of Identity Theft protection company. Or how we claimed we have equal win from the Justice Court with the land size of a mere .. i don’t know what to call it. Sigh*

So, what is next? Call uniform sexy? when it is drenched when rain. Ehmmm.. miss the good old school day. hahaha

Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts… perhaps the fear of a loss of power.

John Steinbeck

Early Monday I had a nice conversation with a good friend of mine. We were discussing about few materials that is not available in Malaysia.

Namely the video - 10 Tahun Sebelum Merdeka and Lelaki Komunis Terakhir.

Later we was discussing about the power and ruling. How one should not retain the absolute power for all the matters. Look at Cuba. Somewhat also about the recent loss we had. Even though its 50-50 according to the mainstream media, we still lose by a big margin if we look into size of the land we gaining.

A size of 2 football field and another is a size of a rock catering for 5 person only. Sigh…..

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!
IT’S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!

Son asked his mother the following question:

‘Mom, why are wedding dresses white?’ The mother looks at her son and replies,

‘Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.’

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

‘Dad why are wedding dresses white?’

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

‘Son, all household appliances come in white.’

Came across an article in Guardian

Last month a US court ruled that border agents can search your laptop, or any other electronic device, when you’re entering the country. They can take your computer and download its entire contents, or keep it for several days. Customs and Border Patrol has not published any rules regarding this practice, and I and others have written a letter to Congress urging it to investigate and regulate this practice.

But the US is not alone. British customs agents search laptops for pornography. And there are reports on the internet of this sort of thing happening at other borders, too. You might not like it, but it’s a fact. So how do you protect yourself?

It seems that nowadays more and more of the government are worried about the information leaking. It has become more crucial as compared to last time.
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The truth is out there!

X

10 years since then. One of the most interesting series ever followed when I was in high school. Now, it is schedule to release the sequel of the next X-Files, I Want to Believe this year. Expected general release from the cinemaonline is on 31 July 2008.

Who can just ignore the duo, David Duchovny whom took the role of Fox Mulder and Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully. Most of all, many of my female friends took up Scully as the Christian name. Hehe… but that was back then.

Should be expecting more snippets soon from the producer
Anyway, the trailer was released 2 days ago in IGN.com yet can be watch from the youtube as well.

The trailer is viable after the jump.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Mark Twain

They banked on you.

Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn’t hiss or boo me.

James Dean

Like my friend says, he rather go diving as the fishes won’t scold him.
Hence, he went to live out in an island as a diving instructor. Out from the world today to say the least.

Blog as usual.
just lack of time to do the decent post so here’s some link for you to amuse yourself.

Starting with remembering all the things you can, by taking up this skillset, which you can do without this website providing all the information on your car running after the empty tank light on. Too bad I couldn’t find Honda City on it…

What couldn’t be resist is the knowledge about beers. If you can tell the every single part the price for a pint of beer. Nonetheless, you can waste your time through the shortcut by learning the 75 skills instead of reading the Mr. Jones Rules for every modern man.