FUBAR

July 11th, 2008Under the Sun

Last night in the office doing nothing serious but then a partner called in.

His line was pretty bad that kinda jerk when I talked to him. Here’s our conversation (sort of)

Me: Mr. X, is there anything I can do for you?

Mr. X: Yes, I need a favor from you. Very urgent and important. It is Mr. Customer A whom…. this… that…

Me: Mr. X, I am losing you. The line isn’t clear. It’s got jitters

and the line got dropped by Maxis.

Next he returned call.

Me: Mr. X, what happened?

Mr. X: How do I know. I think it is your side that your place have no bar.

Me: No. I’ve checked that my signal here is good.

Mr. X: You lar no bar. I’m FUBAR.

Me: Huh? You FUBAR?

Mr. X: Yeah. I’m here FUBAR.

Me: Ok. Case close. You win

FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)