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Catching up with an old friend, JL as to remain him in the dark. A very old one indeed. I knew him since 1989 and he is a very typical “banana” guy. The reason coined him for being ‘banana’ is his inability to speak in mother tongue. Yes, despite he is a Chinese but unable to speak any of the dialect reflecting him being a very ‘banana’ back then. Now, I am blogging this post is dedicated to him as to remind him for getting me into trouble back in primary school then.

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Permainan Guli

Before i even start to talk about the incident particularly, he was one of them whom got me into a lot of trouble. However, there’s one incident that I should not put the blame on him but rather, myself as well for being mischevious. I recalled me being caned and punished by my parents for going to his place to play marbles @ the rooftop, and his parents insist that I stay back for dinner before heading home. Because of that, my parents was furious as I was only 12 years old that time and they were concern about my safety especially when I get back home that late.

Anyway, coming back to the incident where he got me into the trouble was back in Standard 5. I was a prefect back then. A rotten one to say the least. So coincidentally, this JL was working on some lyrics. It happened to be that he was working on Que Sera Sera, with a slight twist here and there. He shared it with me and here is how it suppose to be…

When was young, asked his mother what will he be?
Will he be a sucker, will he be a fucker
This is what she says to me…
Que Sera Sera
Whatever will be, will be
the future are not for us to see
Que Sera Sera

Just a slight change on that, I inserted one of the classmate name and sing in front of him. Back then, I was naive and doesn’t even understand the meaning of ‘fucker’. This friend of mine, Andy when I sang the song to him ended up pissed off. He reported the incident to a teacher. Not sure which one but I ended up facing the music.

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The whole class knew about it and then, suddenly the entire class knew about the word “fuck” and “fucker” means. I still can remember there’s one classmate who find me the answer by flipping through his dictionary.

Oh well…

Man is the only creature that seems to have the time and energy to pump all his sewage out to sea, and then go swimming in it.

Miles Kington

I got invited to the Maybank2U v2.0 Preview on Monday held in Delicious, Marc Residence. It was a privilege to be invited to be part of this event and be amongst the selected to try out the latest m2u.

Last time I blogged about RM10 charges for the usage of Maybank2u but it turns out that’s not true as it only applies to Internet Business Banking. There’s nothing have to do with the consumer side, like you and I.

Anyway, coming back to the Sneak Peek of M2U 2.0 which is very interesting to begin with. Getting the information from Ahmad Shareza, the Head of Virtual Banking at Maybank told that there’s 3000 static pages. It’s freaking hell a lot and to make it worse, they took shotgun approach and dump everything up there.

Since M2U considered to be the pioneer in the Internet Banking (IB) space in this country, they have done a great job doing benchmark, comparison, study and etc to work on the 2.0. These people took a great deal of length to work on the User Interface. If it’s not user friendly, how good and how fast also no point. Just compare to Google. Simple and user-friendly. With the interface that feels like Wordpress, it seems to be silky smooth rather than the old one.

With 2.0, the display of the content is much more easier for browsing. Seriously speaking the new site is build with accessibility, functionality in mind. Here’s how it looks like…

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On the side track, managed to catch up with some bloggers. They did some update on the event too

Websitesolution
ShoppingNSales
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or just Google it :p

God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool.

Victor Hugo

ever trying so hard to understand the relativity and the whole physics thingy? Watch the video

Link

Google Chrome Comicbook

Google join force with Mozilla Foundation (Firefox) to go against the IE 8.
Nice!

And I like the idea of independent processes instead of multi-threading. Simply put - security :p

a transition from month of August to month of September gave me the blue while at the same time demotivating ownself just like I am having a monthly period, minus the cramps and pain.

It’s been a while since I got some update on the High School stuff. Just last week few of us went out for a Carlsberg night @ Bobo Restaurant. We saw Mr. Tong, whom was our discipline teacher at that time.

We recalled that there’s one of the time trying to ponteng sekolah (skip school), vaguely trying to remember who joined in the action. Since Setapak High have plenty of escape routes, choosing the one next to the old bengkel (workshop) behind the basketball court was the weird one. They have to undergo the small sewer before getting out of the school compound.

By now, all of us were unable to remember who was the last one back out the last minute when everyone has crossed over. Since that time everyone don’t have the mobile phone, we don’t know what happened to the last guy. He just did not manage to cross the sewer?

The next day, we found out that he did not cross over the sewer for the fact that he saw there’s a crocodile waiting for him.

Since when Setapak High got crocodile? After a detailed interrogation, we found out it was not a crocodile but a monitor lizard

*roflmaowmsluita*

Don’t be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.

Bertolt Brecht