Kau. Run. Grab tools

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It was quite a cliche’ back then in high school. Whenever I saw Kau, it reminds me of the story and the statement others made.

Last time when the outdoor basketball court still exist, which located near to the hostel is where all the dispute and negotiation took place. Often, when there is the need to settle the disagreement, they would set a time to meet up after school at the basketball court.

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As the story goes, it happened to be one of typical situation where there’s a mutual agreement need to be achieved at that point of time. Several of my friends were there. They were part of the negotiators to negotiate with the opposition. Sometimes due to the conflict of interest, it was hard to reach the common ground instead it boils and the scene were pretty ugly.

At one point, Pao noticed that there won’t be any conclusion out of it when suddenly, the main person from my friend side was punched in the face. Pao responded with the short command to our tanker (someone who can stand up since he was big in size), “Kau. Run. Grab tools”

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Our tanker, Kau heard the first 2 words which is “kau. run”. With the blink of an eye, he was fleeing away. The rest was stunned knowing Kau flee on his foot which caused a chain reaction. The rest joined him fleeing from the scene. It concluded that my friend’s team were on the losing end. As Kau was the frontliner, everyone was following him until there’s one breaking point.

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He was taking a longer path, which is along the corridor towards the main gate. Others was looking at him and decided to use a shorter path. In the end, the rest were in front of him and he was left behind.

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The aftermath was that everyone was talking to Kau especially when Pao wanted to counter attack but he fleeing causing the group break loose. Hehehe… Oh well, that’s what studying in Setapak High were all about.

wtf. swt!

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Cocka Doodle
Today at 6:56pm
Ok….i do her front, you do her back ok? LOL

Dale Tan
Today at 9:38pm
do who jek???

Cocka Doodle
Today at 11:41pm
neh…that inflatable doll you sent me.

Dale Tan
Today at 12:20am
sandwich?
cool.. but let’s try out something else first…
err, let me think.

Cocka Doodle
Today at 1:01am
let’s try the locomotive then…..me behind you. Muahahahaha!!

I am afraid~ :P
See, like this also can. another post. Muahahahaa

The Chow Kit Story

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Studying in TAR College proved to be more fun than we know. Note that it has nothing to do with current issue of the UTAR.

I’m writing this because of the relation to the friends of mine. In fact, part of the major attraction of TAR College wasn’t purely about the Yum Yum Park which Wingz did a post joke about. I knew about the Chow Kit as I am a Kuala Lumpurian. Not to my coursemates. Most of them came from outside of Klang Valley.

They had little exposure of the city and keen to live in a big city like KL. The endless nightlife. It seems that when the sun set, and the sky is dark… the real life just begins. You can begins to see the different faces of the world.

One particular night, my coursemates mainly on motorcycles decided to head to downtown. It was midnight by then via the motorcycles to venture to the Chow Kit. It was known as the place where so-called a “red light” district. Now, I don’t know what is happening to the place at night. Back then, there were a lot of transvestites.

My uncle used to bring me for supper and we would pass by the place. So since I am used to the place and they haven’t been there, we decided that night to go to take a look. It’s more of like an induction course for them….

Heading down, they saw a few hot looking transvestites. One of them flashing her fake boobs to a friend of mine. And I miss that sight. And he was so excited. Hehe…. He must be a virgin :P

Cheating. Nope. Just Sharing

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After doing the tag from AhPek, he just reminds me to pen down all the memories I had in High School. For that matters, I will grow old one day, and totally forgetting about the good old memories with my bunch of friends.

I never really cheated in exam. Minus the SPM time of course, which is totally unrelated matters which will find some time to talk about it. My first cheat which got caught was back in Form 4. It was pretty obvious. That time was cheating in History examination. Back then, the History subject seemed tough with the need to remember names and dates.

Somehow, during the first semester in Form 4 that due to the lack of interest, most of us unable to answer the examination. Out of all the questions, I manage to recalls some of the subjects mainly the socialism and such. Hence with Ivan referring the textbook, and I manage to pen down my answers, we exchanged our answers sheet.

Who knows that not only he copy the entire things without modification, but passed around to few more of my friends. There was a big hoohaa as even the top student also seems lost. He claimed that it was due to the Choral Speaking activities that we slacked. Almost everyone was copying someone during that examination of the History paper.

Now thinking back, it was fun and exciting breaking the rules. Hehe.

When I was a little boy at school

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AhPek kindly giving me the honor of the tag of the title above. To write a story how notti I was in school back then. But I so blur that when I read his blog, only poem. I thought I was suppose to blog about any poem. That’s not true. Eventually I have to scout the previous tagger and found out the rules as follows:-

1. Write about one of your naughties moment in secondary school
2. Story must not be shorter than 20000 words. Jk. Just dont make it too brief lah
3. Tag bloggers who you think have really interesting stories to tell. Don’t go “ah i wont tag anyone” .

Walking down the memory lane, I have not much of naughties moment as most of my time I am a goody 2 shoe in school. Nothing much happened as I tried my best to behave myself there.

Since Form 3, my group of friends were one of the noisiest group. There was one time that we been relocated to a old block, with no utilities for that particular year which in Form 4. We remained there until Form 5. The teachers complained that even at the teacher’s lounge they could even heard our voices.

While in Form 3, there were about 6-7 of us whom are particularly sitting in a group. Even when the teacher is teaching we would be discussing or talking among each other. One day while we were chit chatting among each other, suddenly the Malay Language teacher called a friend of mine whom sitting behind me. He was day dreaming, I guess.

The teacher threw him a question from the textbook. “Apakah Komen Anda?” which translated to “what is your comment on this?” Since we were talking and sing song while she was teaching, we all have no idea what to answer. Another friend, Dan being smart whispered “No Comment”. This friend whom was stood up to answer the question replied nonchalantly “No Comment!”. Out of sudden, we all burst into tears laughing out load. We couldn’t imagine that he would gave such answer.

The teacher was at first shocked. She later calmed herself down and proceed with the lecturing of the rest of us. But there are more than what I have mentioned which reminds me of the story of the cheating during exam. :D

Asking me to tag some bloggers? Well, let’s see what this VI boy got to tell. After all, VI boys ain’t saint either. :p
I also wanted to know what would this linpeh do when he was in secondary

The Past - CNY Cards

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Following up with my previous post, I begin to dig out all my past and then, I saw a stack of collection. Niabeh, people collects stamps or whatever that is valuable. I collect CNY cards. =.=”

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Maybe it was because these were given by my friends. The first card that worth mentioned it this. “Keep It” Mahai… and I really keep it since 1993. Been like 14 years already. And I also dunno where this fella already gone. Lost contact in secondary, form 2 where he have to re-locate several times due to his dad occupation.

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Then I have this good friend of mine, whom took all his trouble to write a few words. Guess that time English was a bit tough for him. It stated, “Dear T*n, May Our Friendship Come True Last Longer That Can Make You A Happier Friend

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Come to think of it, I also wanted to laugh his mistake. Our friendship back then wasn’t true? Maybe he was too engrossed with “May Your Dreams Come True” I think.

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When we were young, anything also we can think of. I had a friend we often called him “Tangki” due to the pronounciation of his name. So, that particular year, he gave me a CNY card, which he signed with “Water Supply” + a Swastika next to it. =.=’

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Then I have this best buddy of mine whom been keeping in touch since primary 1. Furthermore, his family know my uncle and somehow, we were very close. I couldn’t ever forget that he bite me while I endlessly whacked his back. See, like chinese saying.. never fight, never knew each other. In his CNY cards, he wished me to “Work Harder. Don’t work halfway”.

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Come to think of it, I think that year, I really worked like a dog….

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Blog about their journey to Poppy

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J asked why that I keep posting most of the dota events but not the Poppy Garden and their clubbings event?

Come to think of it, she does have a point. Therefore, last Saturday it was one buddy and a few lat kyok friends celebration of birthday for the November childs. Since no one was organizing the event, therefore no one willing to spend few hundred bucks over the few bottles of Chivas.

I woke up around 7pm that evening when Kelvin decided to pick me up for dinner. I was damn hungry and then we went to fetch S couple. 4 of us headed to 7ate9 for some snacks. At first, I was hesitate to order some food since it was quite costly for my dinner. Seeing S and Kelvin order like nobody business, then I also order la. I ordered a plate of side dish - garlic fried long bean worth of RM9.70 excluding taxes. That was a masterpiece of food I would say. Everyone that patrons 7ate9 should get a plate of the long bean.

Sorry guys, no pics from that as we all camera shy ma. Total spending was around 300++ for 4 person dining with additional 4 person whom drop by later for drinks. 8 of us sitting at 7ate9 until 11.45pm waiting for the Erik to call us. Until then, no one called up and assuming that 8 of us will go to Poppy early to open a bottle or two.

When we reached there, Estee was asking all of us to share and open 2 bottles of Chivas. Frankly to say, we decline the invitation stating that we are anticipating for Erik and the others to open first.

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I tell you, these bunch of people drink liquors like drinking milk. Of course, its the nectar of life for them. Just to show you how well are they drinking, they finish 20 bottles of Chivas last time during S’s birthday. Here’s the picture showing the bottles they taken back dated in August.

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Yeah~! Now, no more mana already. Depleted.

Time Capsule Me

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Further to the lost post, which was lost during the attack/hack few days ago. I wanted to re-post the same thing over again but lack of the idea how to.

It was on 2nd September, when the gang and I went to mojo. Ivan arrived late and soon we depart to mamak at setapak for second round. The reason was the gang drink juices instead of alcohol. -_-”

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Sex Education with peers

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It was a boring day whereby the teacher bored us. So, as usual the gang started conservation on sex basically. As we talk about the stuff, somehow Lawrence posed a question. How do you guys masturbate? We was like… huh?

The rest of us *roflmao with ms luita*. There and then, Dan and Kelvin share with Lawrence how to whack off. I’ll leave the description off as this blog should be classified as U (Umum). Hehe… Over the next day, Lawrence came excitedly to school and share with us that he did masturbate when he was in the bathroom, some white thing oozing out like burst of pipe. This leave us loao (laughing our ass off again)

When we were in Form 5, something funny happened. Shaun decided the best of the best by showing us his by product from masturbation. He carry his cum in a small tub which used for medication. . Again.. we were dumbfucked. -_-”"

See, sex education is so much fun…

p/s: image was taken from here,
didn’t have camera or phone camera or digicam at that time of event.
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Huh? WTFBBQ?

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6th December 2005
1000hrs
*sms* Oi, tonight free or not? Celebrate A**** birthday at redbox the curve

1800hrs
*phone rings*
VP : Wei, u going to A**** birthday?
Me : No. Maybe. Dunno. What time?
VP : 10pm.
Me : Curve wor..so far.
VP : No. Change location adi. PJ SS2 Songbird
Me : Ok. can do since it’s 10pm. Confirm later

***watever the discussion, i ended up there at 10pm.***

2000hrs
Me : Happy Birthday….
A : Ohh.. u know about it right?
Me : Huh? Oh i know (I overheard from her conversation with KK and CT)
A : Coming?
Me : When?
A : Jan 20
Me : Oh… how come so soon?
A moved over and sit next to me
Me : Why so soon ah? Where u going to have it? How long been dating? (…and many more question arised. )
A : yadda yadda yadda…….
me nod nod head..
Me : congrats congrats. Will see if can make it or not.

7th December 2005
0135hrs

Me and VP sit down and analyse the issue… Discuss discuss..will try to bring a partner for fun that nite. Ehmm.. list down the person to ask to be partner that nite if going….

1. Fireangel
2. Suanie
3. Fireangel
4. Fireangel
5. Fireangel

Shit.. redo list tonight
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