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By The Kingston Trio. Not Fool’s Garden….

Lemon Tree

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Talking about coincidence. Last evening a friend send me a sms and then again, I stumbled upon him later that night at Mali’s Corner @ TBR having nasi lemak. Yummy!

His sms was….

Test: There’s a very very tall cocount tree and there are 4 animals. King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win?

I made a wrong answer.
Then I forward to few of my friends and some also provided the wrong answer. There are also few that are able to provide the right answer. So what is your answer?
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Taken from DDO,

This anecdote is an excerpt from the 1991 book In Search of Excess: The Overcompensation of American Executives by Graef Crystal (pgs. 83-84):

Some years ago, I found myself hitching a ride on the corporate jet of one of my clients. A board meeting had just been held, and the jet was flying to Chicago with a group of outside directors. I was busily reading the Wall Street Journal and trying not to eavesdrop on the conversations that were taking place, but I couldn’t help overhearing the following exchange.

Director 1 to Director 2: “Hey, Don, I just read in the paper that you retired as CEO of the XYZ Company. So what are you going to do to keep busy?”

Director 2: “Well, I’m going to be a consultant to my former company.”

Director 1 (with a trace of sarcasm): “What exactly does that mean?”

Director 2: “If you must know, I’m going to be a sexual consultant.”

Director 1: “A sexual consultant! What’s that?”

Director 2: “Well, when my former company signed me up as a consultant, they told me: ‘If we want any of your fucking advice, we’ll call you!’”

which reminds me that of another quote

Do you like sex and traveling?
If yes, FUCK OFF!!!

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